So I'm supposed to be going on a golf day out soon. I do not want to go.
Also, to rub salt into the wound, I have just been informed there is a strict dress code, I initially thought this was a joke - surely they wouldn't employ such archaic rules as having to dress to a terrible code for absolutely no reason (no denim, no trainers, no cheque shirts amongst a million other normal and regular pieces of clothing ruled out just for the sake of being awkward)
Part of this code is a pair of golf shoes. Astroturf trainers are no good, moulded football boots are no good, regular trainers are no good, it has to be rubbish awful golf shoes.
Why? I have no idea. But I need a pair and I want the absolute cheapest ones possible, but looking at Google now I can't see a single paid under £35.
I'll wear them once. I have no idea what standard the other players will be but I cannot even drive a ball 40 yards. I will never need these again, so am understandably not keen on paying a considerable amount on something that will promptly find their way to the bin shortly after (or maybe even during) a quick round of golf.