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Heavy petting can make you pregnant.

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From what I remember of sex ed, you can get pregnant by heavy petting. Does this mean I've got to get rid of my St Bernard? Read More
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5m, 1w agoPosted 5 months, 1 week ago
From what I remember of sex ed, you can get pregnant by heavy petting.

Does this mean I've got to get rid of my St Bernard?
mrty Avatar
5m, 1w agoPosted 5 months, 1 week ago
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#1
Just for laughs.
#2
As long as it wasn't drunken petting having consumed the contents of the cask around the St Bernard's neck
#3
I had to get rid of my Female pony for the same reason , The neighbour reported me to the RSCA so of she went to the Glue Factory ..
banned#4
Yep

They taught that in 1910

Are you that old?
#5
You're safe if you do it standing up. X)
#6
possibly, if you were in a swimming pool.
#7
I wondered why the new Maternity Unit was located next to the Petting Zoo.......

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