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Imagine if you will the most deplorable individual to ever step foot in an office. A man who is quite possibly the rudest, nastiest and messiest piece of work you've ever imagined. When I say messy, I…
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3m, 4d agoPosted 3 months, 4 days ago
Imagine if you will the most deplorable individual to ever step foot in an office. A man who is quite possibly the rudest, nastiest and messiest piece of work you've ever imagined. When I say messy, I mean his office is like an episode of hoarders.

If you had to buy this individual a Secret Santa gift worth £5-£10, what would you get?

Unfortunately for the past few years I've been on the receiving end of his Secret Santa gifting and received a phallus that shoots silly string which he proceeded to spray in my face, the year before a hairy water bottle with a pair of testes hanging from it. You get the idea?

Help Please?

Thanks
NcH
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3m, 4d agoPosted 3 months, 4 days ago
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#1
http://resources.findmeagift.com/site_media/images/products/p_main/ent028_twat_mug_new_1_blur.jpg
#2
I think he has that mug already! thanks
#5
Some sugar free haribo bears?
#6
A framed picture of Mrs Thatcher ?

Edited By: PulisOut on Nov 17, 2016 12:29
#7
Sign him up up (using his details) to a donation service for £10. Throughout the year he'll get spam mail :)
#9
Sign him up up (using his details) to a donation service for £10. Throughout the year he'll get spam mail

That's a good one, not sure I can hand it to him at the Christmas party though!?!
#10
#11
You could get something like this and replace the label with a fake body spray design?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

Only danger is he might use it in retaliation...
#12
Give him one of those now-worthless Indian banknotes.
#13
Stockings/pantyhose.
#14
Don't go down the same line, make it count. Make a charity donation in their name

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