Imagine if you will the most deplorable individual to ever step foot in an office. A man who is quite possibly the rudest, nastiest and messiest piece of work you've ever imagined. When I say messy, I mean his office is like an episode of hoarders.
If you had to buy this individual a Secret Santa gift worth £5-£10, what would you get?
Unfortunately for the past few years I've been on the receiving end of his Secret Santa gifting and received a phallus that shoots silly string which he proceeded to spray in my face, the year before a hairy water bottle with a pair of testes hanging from it. You get the idea?