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Home sperm-freezing kits???

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Does anyone know where to get such a thing? I've looked in Wilkinsons and John Lewis and they don't sell them. Read More
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banned7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
Does anyone know where to get such a thing? I've looked in Wilkinsons and John Lewis and they don't sell them.
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banned7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Iceland? you can store it there too.

p.s don't let the cctv see it tho.
banned#2
Jack will have them....

Jack Fulton
#3
As if :whistling:
banned#4
greg_68
Iceland? you can store it there too.

p.s don't let the cctv see it tho.


I LOL...........

By all means, Clarence, please do tell why you want to buy a Sperm Freezer.....

(I do hope its not to make lollies though!)
#5
This has to have the prize for the most amazing request ever on HUKD:?
banned#6
guv
I LOL...........

By all means, Clarence, please do tell why you want to buy a Sperm Freezer.....

(I do hope its not to make lollies though!)


Clue is in the title:roll:

Can't see the point in paying a 'doctor' to store it for me.

Also, I heard you can get combination sperm freezer/cryogenic storage units - it's times like this when you really miss Woolworths.
banned#7
mikebike
This has to have the prize for the most amazing request ever on HUKD:?


You're right - this should probably be in Deal Requests.
:whistling:
#8
FilthAndFurry
Clue is in the title:roll:

Can't see the point in paying a 'doctor' to store it for me.

Also, I heard you can get combination sperm freezer/cryogenic storage units - it's times like this when you really miss Woolworths.


someones a little bored today :p
#9
Did you ask at customer services? I think they tend to keep such items under the counter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58zzs4hzEIg
#10
Okay. Home bargains under the crazy section.

Don't think your paying for the freezing process alone.

At least this topic was a bit more playful.
#11
You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra thick shake, maybe try dipping your danglies in that would help?
#12
in goes the sausage out comes the cow........

why you need sperm anyways you aint a breeder are you?
http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1251286821/cow2.gif
#13
harlzter
You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra thick shake, maybe try dipping your danglies in that would help?


I just read this and I laughed so much I was a little sick:)
#14
lolz.... this should be in deal requests
#15
Have you tried the ice cube tray in the top of most fridge freezers?

OR

[url]www.aia-zavos.com/home_semen_freezing.html[/url]
#16
dont you just buy this and then freeze it?

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/clinton/lewinskydress.jpg
#17
Chuckles1001;6393560
dont you just buy this and then freeze it?

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/clinton/lewinskydress.jpg

I think this will go over most peoples heads!

(hint: right click, select view image and look at address bar.)
banned#18
pmsl, moved to requests, and how do you know its worth freezing anyway
#19
harlzter
I think this will go over most peoples heads!

(hint: right click, select view image and look at address bar.)


Thanks mate I did not want to be to obvious lol

Chuckles1001
dont you just buy this and then freeze it?

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/clinton/lewinskydress.jpg


Should have said this is Monika Lewinski's dress thats saves sperm
#20
OP do you not have a wife or girlfriend so are wanting to freeze your sperm incase you manage to get one in the future? Aw thats sweet.
#21
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]had to be worth a look:w00t:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
#22
can you produce?
#23
harlzter
You can get brain freezing kits, mcdonuts sell them under the label extra thick shake, maybe try dipping your danglies in that would help?


:lol:
#24
taken from yahoo answers via google

There are several in the USA that will ship internationally.
Try going to spermbankdirecory.com for a listing. I use Reproductive Resources in Louisiana!
Good Luck!

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