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Neighbours Humping Loudly... (Mainly her)... Anything I can do about it?

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One of my neighbours likes to let hubby know she's enjoying it... at ten in the morning when my son is trying to watch cartoons! Anything I can do about it? I can't do a note as not entirely su… Read More
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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
One of my neighbours likes to let hubby know she's enjoying it... at ten in the morning when my son is trying to watch cartoons!

Anything I can do about it?

I can't do a note as not entirely sure which neighbour it is... Plus may make me look a tad jealous (which I'm not, i swear)
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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
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The old renaming your Wifi trick ?

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#1
Cant you ask them if you can join in ?
#2
tell her to go on xfactor, got to be better than honey g
#3
caverncity
tell her to go on xfactor, got to be better than honey g

Sounds like it is Honey G
#4
rogparki
Cant you ask them if you can join in ?

My menage days are over
#5
The old renaming your Wifi trick ?
#6
wait a second how can you not know which neighbour it is?

I would personally stand outside with a lovely cup of green tea and some score cards.

Where does your son watch his cartoons? Are they bonking all over the house?
#7
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:

http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif

"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
#8
thewongwing101
The old renaming your Wifi trick ?

Oh, that is GENIUS!
#9
espirit77
rogparki
Cant you ask them if you can join in ?
My menage days are over
Maybe then they would let you watch ? and take notes - say you are doing a Doctorate in Human science or some thing oO
#10
fanpages
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:

http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif

"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.

Doing this now... Think I'll go for... "Loud shaggers, please be mindful of neighbour's children" or something....
banned#11
Nah

You love it!
#12
espirit77
fanpages
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif
"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
Doing this now... Think I'll go for... "Loud shaggers, please be mindful of neighbour's children" or something....
Admit it - You're just jealous :D
#13
ThugBasher
wait a second how can you not know which neighbour it is?

I would personally stand outside with a lovely cup of green tea and some score cards.

Where does your son watch his cartoons? Are they bonking all over the house?

Live in a block of flats and noise carries very strangely in the building - I've been accused of throwing a party when I was home alone!

I like the score card idea - this way I'm being encouraging about their sex life, while at the same time letting them know that I know exactly when and how long they do it for....
#14
rogparki
espirit77
fanpages
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif
"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
Doing this now... Think I'll go for... "Loud shaggers, please be mindful of neighbour's children" or something....
Admit it - You're just jealous :D

No but my ex husband is :p
#15
fanpages
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif
"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
espirit77
Doing this now... Think I'll go for... "Loud shaggers, please be mindful of neighbour's children" or something....

"Scream if you want to go faster" is definitely not Virgin's broadband slogan.
#16
Does she drink Typhoo as you only get an ooh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V0FkmCxHDAX)
#17
ThugBasher
wait a second how can you not know which neighbour it is?
I would personally stand outside with a lovely cup of green tea and some score cards.
Where does your son watch his cartoons? Are they bonking all over the house?
He must live near a brothel :|
banned#18
espirit77
rogparki
espirit77
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Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif
"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
Doing this now... Think I'll go for... "Loud shaggers, please be mindful of neighbour's children" or something....
Admit it - You're just jealous :D
No but my ex husband is :p

http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/kleenex-balsam-twin-pack-tissues-2541042
#19
Turn the TV up
#20
When the noises start it's competition time.. winner takes all.... literally!
#21
fanpages
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:

http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif

"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0:D
#22
I think I've posted this before in another thread. Try it...

http://i.imgur.com/lyCA4.jpg

;)

Edited By: Aiden1512 on Nov 05, 2016 21:14
#23
Get them on jeremy kyle he loves talking about sex or lack of in his case.
#24
get together with the other neighbours and stand outside clapping and cheering vwhen they get to the end, then do the scorecard idea when they look out to see whats happening outside
#25
mikey_d
get together with the other neighbours and stand outside clapping and cheering vwhen they get to the end, then do the scorecard idea when they look out to see whats happening outside
Wicked X)
#26
rogparki
espirit77
fanpages
Change your Wi-Fi Network's Service Set Identifier [SSID] name to something suitable:http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hearU.gif
"No loud sex at 10am on Saturday, please", for example.
Doing this now... Think I'll go for... "Loud shaggers, please be mindful of neighbour's children" or something....
Admit it - You're just jealous :D

I'm jealous, never mind the op :(
#27
where do you live love? i'd like to move there. X)
#28
The fireworks tonight had nothing on her... Surprised she didn't wait till later and then get them going off for her grand finale...

To be fair though, they are completely silent afterwards... (He's prolly fallen back to sleep, and she's prolly drooling all over the pillow).

Edited By: espirit77 on Nov 05, 2016 21:48
#29
Women, moan before, during and after, We can't win.

Give him a break, he must be doing something right lol.
#30
espirit77
thewongwing101
The old renaming your Wifi trick ?
Oh, that is GENIUS!
Try, a microphone and a 100W amp + speakers with windows open.
.
Nevermind wi-fi, try the old and trusted hi-fi in stereo.
.
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WecAAOSwKOJYGu50/s-l400.jpg



Edited By: splender on Nov 05, 2016 21:57: added pic
#31
mutley1
where do you live love? i'd like to move there. X)

Mutley Plain ;)
#32
shauneco
Women, moan before, during and after, We can't win.
Give him a break, he must be doing something right lol.

This is a complete myth, he must be genetically blessed.... Women do all the work! :p
#33
Aiden1512
I think I've posted this before in another thread. Try it...

http://i.imgur.com/lyCA4.jpg

;)

I was thinking about it
#35
I just hope other neighbours don't see me in the hallway and think "Bet that's her, the screamer" oO
#36
shauneco
Women, moan before, during and after,
and all the rest of the time!
#37
No- play that Zorba the Greek tune where it starts slowly then goes faster - eventually they will get out of sync or one of them will have a heart attack?
#38
Sorry I'll tell her to be more quiet in future. I didn't know we were causing an issue. :)
#39
I'll tell my missus to quieten down for you (_;)
#40
GAVINLEWISHUKD
Sorry I'll tell her to be more quiet in future. I didn't know we were causing an issue. :)

X) damn you! X)

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