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I've opened my Xmas present from my sister and find it has died. Should I...

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buy a replacement elephant so she doesn't know or just tell her ? Or if I hide it where can I get a new one over the holidays ? Also to be environmentally friendly where can I recycle the old one ? Read More
jonnithomas Avatar
7m, 3d agoPosted 7 months, 3 days ago
buy a replacement elephant so she doesn't know or just tell her ? Or if I hide it where can I get a new one over the holidays ? Also to be environmentally friendly where can I recycle the old one ?
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7m, 3d agoPosted 7 months, 3 days ago
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Serves yourself right for opening it before Christmas Day, everyone knows that until you opened it the elephant was neither dead nor alive

Edited By: alanrowell on Dec 24, 2016 20:15

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#1
Just put it in the trunk...
#2
put a donk on it
#3
What a dumb-o gift to give! ;)
#4
Serves yourself right for opening it before Christmas Day, everyone knows that until you opened it the elephant was neither dead nor alive

Edited By: alanrowell on Dec 24, 2016 20:15
#5
Is the body still warm?
#6
Hide it in the airing cupboard and tell her it ran away, and pick up a wood chipper in the sales
#7
eat it.
#8
Just don't talk about the elephant in the room.
#9
I once saw a lion attack an elephant....so I cut short my safari once you have seen one you have seen a maul.........I know I know absolutely irrelephant

Edited By: theshepherd83 on Dec 24, 2016 21:06: mistake
#10
jimhuf
Is the body still warm?

sadly, no.. I did try to put him in a Christmas jumper but I couldn't lift him up to put it on.
#11
alanrowell
Serves yourself right for opening it before Christmas Day, everyone knows that until you opened it the elephant was neither dead nor alive


Schrodinger's elephant
#12
alanrowell
Serves yourself right for opening it before Christmas Day, everyone knows that until you opened it the elephant was neither dead nor alive


Schroginger's Elephant ;)

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