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What to put in home made crackers????

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Was wandering what I could put into home made Christmas crackers. I decided not to buy them this year as there is only 3 of us and I could spend the cash I usually pay for them on little goodies fo… Read More
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2y, 4m agoPosted 2 years, 4 months ago
Was wandering what I could put into home made Christmas crackers.

I decided not to buy them this year as there is only 3 of us and I could spend the cash I usually pay for them on little goodies for inside the home made ones. They will think I have bought rubbish crackers until they pull them and get a nice surprise.

Any help would be good. I have 1 daughter 26 years old and a husband 47 years old and not forgetting myself 47 years old.
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2y, 4m agoPosted 2 years, 4 months ago
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#1
I wonder where you wandered.
#2
No way are you 47! You don't sound a day over 30 ;)
#3
Why don't you put a lucky dip lottery ticket or scratchcard inside?
#4
Cheese and pickle
#6
cold hard cash
#7
lottery tickets ?
#8
Ickle bottle of booze
#9
Don't forget some poppers...

http://foulmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FM426-Poppers2-260x260.jpg
#10
MrToast
I wonder where you wandered.
I was wondering. Since stopped work brain does not work so good.lol.
#11
IamMT
Don't forget some poppers...

http://foulmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FM426-Poppers2-260x260.jpg

What is poppers????

The girl in the picture looks like she is out of her face on Rush. No thanks if that is what you call poppers.
#12
clarryd
IamMT
Don't forget some poppers...

http://foulmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FM426-Poppers2-260x260.jpg

What is poppers????

The girl in the picture looks like she is out of her face on Rush. No thanks if that is what you call poppers.

Amyl nitrite
#13
Money, lip balms, lipstick, keyring, hat, joke, chocolate, sweets, phone charm, brooch, badges etc
#14
yorkslass
Money, lip balms, lipstick, keyring, hat, joke, chocolate, sweets, phone charm, brooch, badges etc
#15
Thank you all great things Yorkslass.

Still not sure what IamMT is on about thought.
#16
Welcome , I've done it for years.You can spend as much or little as you can afford and recipients can't know in advance;)
#17
clarryd
Thank you all great things Yorkslass.

Still not sure what IamMT is on about thought.

I'd say scratchcard/lottery ticket. Maybe you can ask IamMT to write a rubbish joke and put that in there as well.
#18
What about making a hat out of five pound notes, functional and you can spend it!
#19
Scratchcards?? Less useful than a bad joke. Tiny screwdrivers are popular.
#20
Toe nail clippings?
#21
Condoms.
#22
I usually put cheese on mine!
#23
Nail polish. Mini perfume or aftershave. Little silver earrings are cheap. A cigar
#24
transit
Condoms.
condoms - who is using them????

I'm a good girl I am.:)
#25
clarryd
transit
Condoms.
condoms - who is using them????

I'm a good girl I am.:)

Husband? :{
#26
transit
clarryd
transit
Condoms.
condoms - who is using them????

I'm a good girl I am.:)

Husband? :{
Better not be oO
#27
Flamedeer
#28
clarryd
transit
clarryd
transit
Condoms.
condoms - who is using them????

I'm a good girl I am.:)

Husband? :{
Better not be oO

Daughter ? :{
#29
Suzannzan
Flamedeer

No not the Flamedeers I want the flamedeers to mate and give me a golden one.
#30
clarryd
Suzannzan
Flamedeer

No not the Flamedeers I want the flamedeers to mate and give me a golden one.

Won't be needing the condoms suggested by transit then oO
#31
Lottery ticket or scratch card
#33
I've put scratch cards in mine and mini Lindt santas

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