Off Road Driving Day with Volkswagen Touareg
The usual movie award categories are just so predictable. Best supporting actor? Pah. Best director? Bor-ing. Best costume design? Yawn.
There are far more interesting criteria by which to judge a film. The best use of food, for example. The most sensual film. The flick with the most stomach-churning special effect. The list could go on and on.
But to save some time Observer Film Quarterly, in association with Volkswagen Touareg, has come up with a shortlist of six categories, and nominated five films which fit nicely into each one.
The ultimate winners of our (entirely fictional) shiny statuettes aren't up to us, however. They're up to you.
Cast your votes below (one film per category) and you could be in with a chance of winning an unforgettable off road driving day at one of seven locations across the UK.
If your name is drawn out of the hat you'll get to guide a Volkswagen Touareg through some exciting and extreme manoeuvres to test its handling, brakes and the electronic stabilisation program to the limit.
That should give you quite an appetite, so you'll then stop for a mouth-watering two-course lunch in an award-winning restaurant.
After that, it's time to take the Touareg off road and learn how to handle challenging terrains such as mud, ruts and serious inclines. Then you'll park up for the day and enjoy a well deserved cup of tea.
Tempted? Then get voting...