Ok, ok I get it. You don't want socks. Well how about a TV?
Another from Mens Health:
There always seems to be something better to do than spending time looking after the lawn... watching the latest Cricket World Cup highlights on the TV for instance. But if you want to keep the missus happy, and still make the most of your weekends, then we have just the short cut you need to summer-long bliss.
Evergreen "I Want To Feed My Lawn After Cutting" can be applied to a standard sized lawn in around ten minutes - simply flip open the spreader and then scatter the food evenly over the grass as you walk up and down. Not too taxing hey? The next step is even better... retreat to house, put your feet up and switch on the cricket highlights and admire those lush green expanses of grass. Meanwhile, Evergreen will be working its magic on your home turf, strengthening roots, thickening grass and ultimately turning your lawn into a visibly greener oasis in just three days.
We have 10 vouchers worth £6.99 each to give away that can be redeemed in-store against this new wonder-product. And, as though that's not enough, one lucky winner will also be the proud recipient of our star prize a HD-ready plasma screen TV worth £899. So, providing you apply your Evergreen first, your wife won't throw a googly and you can look forward to some uninterrupted spectator sport.http://www.menshealth.co.uk/index.php/competition/Easy_does_it_with_Evergreen
PS I think you have to register to enter.