Whilst most of us will be considering how to devour the bird on Christmas Day, this could be a useful stocking filler for anyone who knows someone doing bird and fancies trying to get that special holiday gift past Her Maj's Prisons officers.
Either that or you've found something for £9.60 and need something cheap and useful to get an order above £10 for free delivery and/or a Mastercard £5 off.
The Camel declares that it's the cheapest it's been so far on Amazon. Just carbon steel so they're hardly going to set your world on fire, but if you can't make up your mind on how fast you want to hack you can choose between 18 and 24 tpi (teeth per inch). Wowsers.
Have some sawingly good fun. But be safe out there kids... make sure you ask an adult's permission before sawing through the aerial mast whilst trying to drop down the chimney on Christmas morning.