A Bag of 5 Crappy Randomly Chosen USB Pen Drives minimum capacity of 1 Gb per pendrive.
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This Boffer consists of one bag with 5 crappy pen drives inside. (Minimum size of each pen drive 1 Gig)
01. Disappointment is the result of unfufilled expectations. You cant control what kind of crap pendrives you get in this bag. Do not hope for good ones. Hope is the enemy of satisfaction. Suppress it.
02. The crappy Pendrives that some other people get in their bags will almost certainly be less crappy than the ones you get in yours. Thats just the way it goes. Before you get too tetchy about it, evaluate your grievance: Its not like youre being detained without trial in Guantanamo Bay; youre just unhappy with a discretionary purchase that was clearly labeled crap pen drives . In the hierarchy of injustices, this is not a biggie.
03. Consider whether you really want to throw your wages at crap. If this amount of money matters even a little to you, maybe its best to close your browser and Boffer another day. Try this exercise: In your minds eye, picture your hard earned money on a balance, weighed against our crappy pendrives.
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