Now this is a story all about how
My purse got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got the deal of a century fair n square
In craigavon tesco extra bored and crazed
In the frozen ailse was where I felt like I stuck in a maze
Chillin' out maxin' actin' all cool
And price checking some meatballs instead of texting boo
When a couple of aisles were looking too good
Started making my way their neighborhood
I got in one little freezer door and my mind got cleared
I said, "one little cheesecake will be okay, nothing to fear"
I debated and reasoned the worth day after day
But I packed my basket and sent me on my way
Then I saw me a dinner and then I saw the price ticket
I put my three packets in and said, "fish fingers missus."
I whistled to the till and when it came near
The cashier girl scanned fish and it had come up with an error
If anything I could say that this luck was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo customer hold up there."
She pulled out the box and said the price was great
And I said to the cashier, "25p! I'm getting a crate!"
I looked at the freezer
It was far from bare
So I grabbed six more boxes, and I didn't even care
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