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Dave's Insanity Sauce (148ml).
Billed as the Original Hottest Sauce in the Universe! This is the sauce that started the super hot sensation. The label states Not for people with heart or respiratory problems! As well as being a great ingredient for sauces, soups and stews the makers also claim that it strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains!

WARNING: "Use this product one drop at a time. Keep away from eyes, pets and children. Not for people with heart or repiratory problems." This sauce was the 1993 Los Angeles Festival Best Hot Sauce winner-- Wilbur Scoville Would Be Amazed.

Mad if you ask me.

Was there honest...........
- fox2020

Edit. As you most probably know the direct is broken,so if you use this http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/88888/mia/pid/1039678 it should get you there
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#1
Dear Mr Fox2020,
I was wondering if you could inform me if your new product line is hot enough to use in molotov cocktails & flamethrowers should I feel in need of starting a Revolution?
Yours sincerely, Mr Charliethirtytwo

PS - This is nothing to do with a VENDETTA of any kind!
#2
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Dear Mr Fox2020,
I was wondering if you could inform me if your new product line is hot enough to use in molotov cocktails & flamethrowers should I feel in need of starting a Revolution?
Yours sincerely, Mr Charliethirtytwo

PS - This is nothing to do with a VENDETTA of any kind!


Thought you got banned:whistling:
1 Like #3
Have u tried Dragon's Den?
#4
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1 Like #5
Didn't say that's what I WAS gonna use it for, just asked if it COULD be used for such purposes. Just been sitting in the naughty corner cooling off...& then you throw HOT sauce into the equation!!!

[COLOR="Red"]Link's knackered so you'll just have to type Dave's insanity & it brings up the 2 versions...there's a hotter one than you'd listed![/COLOR]

(I have responded on V for Vendetta & done some fine work on Edi's Elmo post, MacDoona's Peter Pan & Miami Vice posts, a little to & fro'ing on an underwear thread...amongst other things......)
#6
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Didn't say that's what I WAS gonna use it for, just asked if it COULD be used for such purposes. Just been sitting in the naughty corner cooling off...& then you throw HOT sauce into the equation!!!

[COLOR="Red"]Link's knackered so you'll just have to type Dave's insanity & it brings up the 2 versions...there's a hotter one than you'd listed![/COLOR]

(I have responded on V for Vendetta & done some fine work on Edi's Elmo post, MacDoona's Peter Pan & Miami Vice posts, a little to & fro'ing on an underwear thread...amongst other things......)


your a bad influence C32;-)
#7
I'm only a bad influence if people ALLOW themselves to be influenced.....
Anyhoo, what am I getting blamed for now?...you never even had time to find & read the threads I mentioned, the links & pics I'd posted or the trail of devastation I'd left behind me!?!?


PS - has anyone actually tried this sauce....& lived to tell about it obviously?!?!
#8
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
I'm only a bad influence if people ALLOW themselves to be influenced.....
Anyhoo, what am I getting blamed for now?...you never even had time to find & read the threads I mentioned, the links & pics I'd posted or the trail of devstation I'd left behind me!?!?


PS - has anyone actually tried this sauce....& lived to tell about it obviously?!?!


Think the how many crap dvd's you can stuff into one package springs to mind:thumbsup:
#9
For anyone that can't find Dave's insanity sauce, you could always check out (Tony?) [COLOR="Red"]"Blair's After Death Sauce"[/COLOR] (148ml) for £4.99 on the same site....

http://im.edirectory.co.uk/p/1537/i/blairsafterdeathsaucelg.jpg

or (Tony?) [COLOR="Red"]"Blair's Mega Death Sauce!"[/COLOR] (148ml) for £7.95

http://im.edirectory.co.uk/p/1537/i/megadeathlg.jpg

Both come with a free Skull keyring attached!!!

Are you somehow implying that that whole 101 movies for 37p thread thing was ALL down to me?!?!?
#10
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
For anyone that can't find Dave's insanity sauce, you could always check out (Tony?) [COLOR="Red"]"Blair's After Death Sauce"[/COLOR] (148ml) for £4.99 on the same site....

http://im.edirectory.co.uk/p/1537/i/blairsafterdeathsaucelg.jpg

or (Tony?) [COLOR="Red"]"Blair's Mega Death Sauce!"[/COLOR] (148ml) for £7.95

http://im.edirectory.co.uk/p/1537/i/megadeathlg.jpg

Both come with a free Skull keyring attached!!!

Are you somehow implying that that whole 101 movies for 37p thread thing was ALL down to me?!?!?


Good God, 37p it was never that expensive was it:?
#11
fox2020
Good God, 37p it was never that expensive was it:?


That was the postage on your Conan film....didn't you get it after all that?
I've got the other 100 films here if you want me to send those to make up for it.
(I ended up with sets from Emma, one from Duck, oh I lost track of how many!!!)
#13


Spend the extra money & treat yourself to the [COLOR="Red"]Ultimate[/COLOR] Insanity sauce...."Twice as hot as the Original!"
http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/88888/mia/d/daves+ultimate+insanity+sauce+148ml/pid/1039679

(Ya cheap-a##e f##ker)
#14
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
That was the postage on your Conan film....didn't you get it after all that?
I've got the other 100 films here if you want me to send those to make up for it.
(I ended up with sets from Emma, one from Duck, oh I lost track of how many!!!)


Missed out again, next time I need some coasters I shall pay more attention.
#15
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Spend the extra money & treat yourself to the [COLOR="Red"]Ultimate[/COLOR] Insanity sauce...."Twice as hot as the Original!"
http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/88888/mia/d/daves+ultimate+insanity+sauce+148ml/pid/1039679

(Ya cheap-a##e f##ker)


Bah, saw that one, but didn't want to kill anyone:p
#16
fox2020
Missed out again, next time I need some coasters I shall pay more attention.


I shall be posting the locations for my travelling frisbee stand throughout the summer months at a later stage....would you like me to add you to my mailing list????

Just so we're keeping on topic....has anyone tried any of these sauces?!?!?
#17
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
I shall be posting the locations for my travelling frisbee stand throughout the summer months at a later stage....would you like me to add you to my mailing list????

Just so we're keeping on topic....has anyone tried any of these sauces?!?!?


:whistling:
#18
fox2020
Bah, saw that one, but didn't want to kill anyone:p


I think this sauce (the Ultimate) was what they used when the creature's blood was eating thru the metal bulkhead in 'Aliens'.....
#19
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
I think this sauce (the Ultimate) was what they used when the creature's blood was eating thru the metal bulkhead in 'Aliens'.....

You ever thought about a career in standup;-)
#20
fox2020
You ever thought about a career in standup;-)


Check some of my recent clippings out & you tell me.....

Elmo thread - check the links
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51568&highlight=elmo

Miami Vice - check the pics & caption
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54223&highlight=miami+vice

Peter Pan - check the link
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54147&highlight=peter

The list & laughs go on & the trail of devastation left behind keeps getting longer...would it really be wise to unleash me on a wider audience without Emma, Ray & the others to keep me in check??????
#21
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Check some of my recent clippings out & you tell me.....

Elmo thread - check the links
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51568&highlight=elmo

Miami Vice - check the pics & caption
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54223&highlight=miami+vice

Peter Pan - check the link
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54147&highlight=peter

The list & laughs go on & the trail of devastation left behind keeps getting longer...would it really be wise to unleash me on a wider audience without Emma, Ray & the others to keep me in check??????


Was That the ultimate sauce or just the standard sprayed on elmo:thinking:
#22
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Check some of my recent clippings out & you tell me.....

Elmo thread - check the links
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51568&highlight=elmo

Miami Vice - check the pics & caption
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54223&highlight=miami+vice

Peter Pan - check the link
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54147&highlight=peter

The list & laughs go on & the trail of devastation left behind keeps getting longer...would it really be wise to unleash me on a wider audience without Emma, Ray & the others to keep me in check??????


Ok I'll be your agent;-)
#23
fox2020
Ok I'll be your agent;-)


Just remember 30% of f##k all is still f##k all!!!

So what's first, Weddings, Bar-mitzva's or Funerals???
#24
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Just remember 30% of f##k all is still f##k all!!!

So what's first, Weddings, Bar-mitzva's or Funerals???


Yep but would rather have 30% Of f all rather than 0% of f all, good god I could be a politcian;-)
#25
You ever get the feeling no one else is gonna post:?
#26
Aw, hell posted some good deals in the past and this is rated the hottest one so far:? it's all your fault c32
#27
fox2020
Yep but would rather have 30% Of f all rather than 0% of f all, good god I could be a politcian;-)


Ok, you drive a hard bargain Fox, 30% of f##k-all it is then...ya damn blood-sucker.
Now, this Nightclubs of Basra tour, can you at least make sure the Americans know I'm coming...I'll be the one in the Union Jack plane & if they don't spot that I'll be the one wearing the [COLOR="Red"]Uni[/COLOR]on [COLOR="Blue"]Jack[/COLOR] parachute!!!


(I'll have some frisbees & Insanely hot sauce available for sale at the bar along with the T-shirts)




Stop whining about "it's all C32's fault"...you might pick up some rep for the laughs!
#28
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Ok, you drive a hard bargain Fox, 30% of f##k-all it is then...ya damn blood-sucker.
Now, this Nightclubs of Basra tour, can you at least make sure the Americans know I'm coming...I'll be the one in the Union Jack plane & if they don't spot that I'll be the one wearing the [COLOR="Red"]Uni[/COLOR]on [COLOR="Blue"]Jack[/COLOR] parachute!!!


(I'll have some frisbees & Insanely hot sauce available for sale at the bar along with the T-shirts)


Ok I'll get the PR to sort it out:whistling:
#29
fox2020
Ok I'll get the PR to sort it out:whistling:


You're gonna make an announcement in the US Airforce's [COLOR="Red"]P[/COLOR]ilot's [COLOR="red"]R[/COLOR]estroom???
#30
Was just gonna post blair's mega death sauce:? , but someone always has to spoil it with an earlier post:whistling:
#31
post is 24.4, thats just so I remember:oops: sure it was higher:p
#32
fox2020
Was just gonna post blair's mega death sauce:? , but someone always has to spoil it with an earlier post:whistling:


I WAS gonna tip some of Blair's mega death sauce out of the plane window & light it up if we went over the top of anyone that looked a bit 'terroristy', but SOMEONE had to spoil it by reminding people about it!

Do they do a 'Gordon Brown sauce' on the same site???
#33
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
I WAS gonna tip some of Blair's mega death sauce out of the plane window & light it up if we went over the top of anyone that looked a bit 'terroristy', but SOMEONE had to spoil it by reminding people about it!

Do they do a 'Gordon Brown sauce' on the same site???


think it's called hp sauce, but didn't that get blown up:? or did Guy Fawkes get it wrong.
#34
fox2020
think it's called hp sauce, but didn't that get blown up:? or did Guy Fawkes get it wrong.


Fawkes cocked it up but a certain V flavour freedom fighter (NOT the 'terroristy' type you understand) may one day sort things out! He does a lovely line in eggy breakfasts, but in truth they really could do with a little something, something to give the meal that extra lil' 'kick'....is there any such product you could recommend Mr Fox2020????
#35
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Fawkes cocked it up but a certain V flavour freedom fighter (NOT the 'terroristy' type you understand) may one day sort things out! He does a lovely line in eggy breakfasts, but in truth they really could do with a little something, something to give the meal that extra lil' 'kick'....is there any such product you could recommend Mr Fox2020????

May I be as bold to suggest;Dave's Insanity Sauce (148ml).
Billed as the Original Hottest Sauce in the Universe! This is the sauce that started the super hot sensation. The label states Not for people with heart or respiratory problems! As well as being a great ingredient for sauces, soups and stews the makers also claim that it strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains!;-)
#36
fox2020
May I be as bold to suggest;Dave's Insanity Sauce (148ml).
Billed as the Original Hottest Sauce in the Universe! This is the sauce that started the super hot sensation. The label states Not for people with heart or respiratory problems! As well as being a great ingredient for sauces, soups and stews the makers also claim that it strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains!;-)


That would appear to be quite an appropriate product, many thanks for such an informative & entertaining thread.
(This will come in especially useful as my driveway is especially greasy for some reason, but then again I did come home drunk & park in the chip shop window!!!)

If this is the Hottest sauce in the Universe, where does Dave's ULTIMATE Insanity sauce come from?!?!?!
#37
What's happened to the mods tonight?
#38
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
That would appear to be quite an appropriate product, many thanks for such an informative & entertaining thread.
(This will come in especially useful as my driveway is especially greasy for some reason, but then again I did come home drunk & park in the chip shop window!!!)

If this is the Hottest sauce in the Universe, where does Dave's ULTIMATE Insanity sauce come from?!?!?!


http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif
#39
fox2020
What's happened to the mods tonight?


Ray was loitering around earlier but the others were round here for dinner.
Any rumours of a naked Twister marathon being the reason for their disappearance is exactly that...rumour!!!

They said the food was a bit bland, so I splashed around a few dashes of Dave's Ultimate Insanity sauce, turned around to refill my glass (yes, one of many tonight) & when I turned around they were gone.
By a strange coincidence, there have been some mysterious sounds from both of my toilets tonight....& you remember 'The Fog' that had that strange [COLOR="YellowGreen"]green glow[/COLOR] about it.....
1 Like #40
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
& you remember 'The Fog' that had that strange green glow about it.....

yep someone had that at work today,everyone left for some reason:?

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