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SELF SEALING ENVELOPES - 125 PACK 3 1/2" x 6"

Whatever you think - no one will lick this deal!!!!

Clearly amongst the best posted.

Seeking your stamp of approval.

Save that unpleasant taste in your mouth during the Christmas period.

Its HOT - and you know it is - and you WANT it!
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#1
The last time I bought cheap envelopes they didn't seal properly and were about as thick as tracing paper
#2
I get these & a ton of other free stationary from work :whistling:
#3
Dave
The last time I bought cheap envelopes they didn't seal properly and were about as thick as tracing paper


Great idea - save the planet - use fewer resources - use less paper.

As expressed above - these envelopes also seem able to judge the content of what is put in them, to ensure all badly written mail will be lost in the post.

All this for £1!!!
#4
voted hot for the sense of humour.
lickety lick!
#5
i was thinking about another kind of licking...
#6
There tacky! Gettit? Oh please yourselves!
#7
pikachu12;3619475
i was thinking about another kind of licking...

This isn't hotukdating.com
#8
Heat for smiles!
#9
I thougt they were decent as bought a packet :w00t: voted hot
#10
Heat from me too - thanks for the giggle! :w00t:
#11
Hi,use more paper,could equal more trees planted.Plus or a minus,depending how its done.


Cheers BOB
#12
hot purely for the effort which went into the puns!
#13
Will buy a pack for the wife.
#14
All these poundland/ poundshop deals and there aint any near me:x
#15
Best Envelope joke that I could find as follows-:

Prepare Three Envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large corporation.
The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes.
“Open one of these each time you run into a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat.
At his wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read,
“Blame your predecessor.”
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO.
Satisfied with his comments, the press — and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems.
Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope.
The message read, “Reorganize.”
This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times.
The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.
The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”
#16
Save that unpleasant taste in your mouth during the Christmas period.

No comment! :whistling:
#17
rizla01;3621383
Best Envelope joke that I could find as follows-:

haha like it... seems fitting in the current financial climate.
#18
stgeorge
I get these & a ton of other free stationary from work :whistling:


Bwha!
#19
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS go for self-sealing envelopes!! Read the following and cringe........

A True Story

A woman was working in a post office in California.

One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery.
When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I
haven't licked an envelope for years!' I used to work for a print shop(32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp
again.

You can't say I didn't tell you!!!!!!!!!!..........
#20
OMFG thats vile,you're right,i'm never licking an envelope again !!
#21
Send an email instead!
#22
Voted hot. There's nothing worse than wearing your tongue out by licking too much.
1 Like #23
Jeanybabe
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS go for self-sealing envelopes!! Read the following and cringe........

A True Story


No, an entirely fabricated story.

Not possible in the slightest, and not reported on CNN as claimed.
#24
[COLOR="Magenta"]Hot for the title lol ,i hate the taste so always buy these :thumbsup:[/COLOR]
#25
Voted hot, purely for the smile it gave me!
#26
Great... made me smile... Voted HOt.
#27
That's Christmas sorted...
#28
IAPETUS.....

Thank you so much for your post!!! What a relief it was to read that :-D!!!!
I was starting to get really para about envelopes (even opening them - lol)!!

I still aint licking no envelope tho'...........:whistling:
#29
love the title.. hot for that reason :)
#30
Adamo
Send an email instead!


In a scientific study 173 different types of bacteria were found on a computor/typewriter keyboard....................and you better not phone........thats even worse............
#31
"off to clean keyboard & phone with antibacterial spray"
#32
voted hot
#33
terriclarkfan
Will buy a pack for the wife.


Does she need licking?
#34
What are Poundland doing about the VAT cut? Are they becoming 97p-land?
#35
hussaifa
Does she need licking?


she can then save the licking for something else:thumbsup:

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