Send someone special a spoof Anti Social Behaviour Order for one of six different offences:-
- crap dancing
- sexually demanding
- failing to give sex (you can't win can you?)
- stinking of booze
- not buying a round
- ritch bitch/ritch git
p+p's a steep £3.99 but there are a few codes floating about to bring the cost of your order down. Oh and you can get 10% discount thru Quidco at the mo plus 12% cashback.