Asus are having a bit of a clearout.
* Yes I know 8Gb is nowhere near enough, but people seem to like this "backup phone" concept here
* 1GB RAM is apparently enough despite your incoming "lol"
They also have the Zenfone 6 (it's inches, for the confused ones) for £125 which might suit more sensible requirements.
Get a Zen Case for free! Special promotion for this model only.
Seems to be £6 delivery if total spend is under £80 which this would be. Total is £50.50 I believe.