Listen up you 'orrible lot, I want to see my face in those shoes by 06:00 tomorrow.
Smarten yourself up in 2017 for only 29p. Usually over £2:00 elsewhere, and this is the real shiny stuff (think Parade Gloss) not just normal brown polish. No black, just brown.
"Achieve a shoe shine any guardsman would be proud of with Punch Guardsman Gloss"http://www.spotlesspunch.co.uk/products/guardsman-gloss
Report to your nearest Home Bargains. Move it!