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2 Likes #1
Why the hell do people want a 'soft close lid' toilet seat? What difference does it make? It's not like putting the flamin thing down is a huge task.
1 Like #2
Bought 2 of these last time.

1 arrived with a slight chip on one of the lids.

The springs cause the seat part to follow the lid part of the way and when your a man and go for a wee those of us that were trained to pee all manly like and to LIFT the seat then it becomes a problem when the seat part decides to start to close mid flow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also its only sized for pert bums and isn't made for voluptuous women or fat men!!!

Heat added anyway just for the price.
2 Likes #3
Blasphemous
Why the hell do people want a 'soft close lid' toilet seat? What difference does it make? It's not like putting the flamin thing down is a huge task.


Slow closing lids, safer for kids who are being toilet trained i suppose ?
#4
I like the shape of the toilet seat inner edge how it curves in rather than being flat, hate the site of puddles of wee on the toilet seat, and yuck to clean up especially when your desperate for more than a wee. lol
1 Like #5
These make much more sense, every toilet seat should be designed this way!
2 Likes #6
soft close seats mean you don't wake the whole family up when you go for an early morning wee, and then drop the seat because you're still almost asleep!
#7
It might be soft closing, but they've never designed one to deal with the 'hard smelling' poo behind it! oO
#8
Blasphemous
Why the hell do people want a 'soft close lid' toilet seat? What difference does it make? It's not like putting the flamin thing down is a huge task.


Kids - That's why. My youngest loves to slam the seat down every time often followed by a "sorry daddy"!
#9
Why a slow closing lid? Well in our house the household Olympic games would otherwise be without the men's 'pee limbo' event. Can get quite messy if go too long...
#10
Blasphemous
Why the hell do people want a 'soft close lid' toilet seat? What difference does it make? It's not like putting the flamin thing down is a huge task.


If you could just pop round and tell my kids that I would be grateful. I have told them a million times but they seem to suffer some sort of hearing defect when I mention this ................
#11
is the link working?
#12
bazclack
is the link working?


yes,

here , copy and paste replacing the 4 star general for http://www.fleabay.......... if your having probs or click the link:

http://****.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270714942433

Slow Closing Bottom Seat

Edited By: lavondys on Mar 04, 2011 08:09
#13
ebay playing up here - cant complete! pah!
#14
I've got this from the last batch, ok so far, would have been better it was a tad wider as it doesn't quite cover the sides of my toilet. Remember not to over tighten the fixtures as they are made of plastic so can break.
1 Like #15
just a bog standard deal really.
1 Like #16
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!
5 Likes #17
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!

Saves toilet paper.... therefore we are helping save trees!
#18
Women are so lazy they even pee sitting down.

More to the point a friends child had to go to hospital after having the toilet seat fall on his tackle and split it open, enough said.
#19
Everytime I read this post I keep thinking it says slow closing soft cheese
#20
Cheap should have been poundland quite dissapointed
#21
chappie172
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!
Saves toilet paper.... therefore we are helping save trees!

I've heard it all now lol
4 Likes #22
women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid.
i made the mistake of going to the ladies toilets in a well know department store and the underside of the toilet seat was al p i ss staines

dirty b u g g ers
#23
Home Bargains had these a few weeks ago for 9 quid, my GF got some.
#24
THE GAFFER
women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid. i made the mistake of going to the ladies toilets in a well know department store and the underside of the toilet seat was al p i ss staines dirty b u g g ers


I doubt anylady has a toilet like that at home.

Many people like myself do NOT sit on the seat in public toilets,so i'm afraid hovering over the seat may cause what you so eloquently described happening lol
1 Like #25
deb8z
THE GAFFER
women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid. i made the mistake of going to the ladies toilets in a well know department store and the underside of the toilet seat was al p i ss staines dirty b u g g ers
I doubt anylady has a toilet like that at home.Many people like myself do NOT sit on the seat in public toilets,so i'm afraid hovering over the seat may cause what you so eloquently described happening lol

well i have been in loads of womens houses most of them were single and by the looks of it they never lift the pan seat, so when a man goes in and does the decent thing as to lift it the undersides like oO wtf been going on here oO its worse when its a wooden seat as it starts to rot the timber and looks like the underside of a bat cave

i know the women wont be liking these coments but you have a right good dig at the man who always gets the blame for the occasional splash, ladies go home and lift you seat get a look remember and be armed with gloves and some toilet duck
#26
Why is it New* and not New? Is it not actually new just like free* stuff isn't actually free?
3 Likes #27
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!
more than 2 shakes is a w**k
1 Like #28
deb8z
chappie172
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!
Saves toilet paper.... therefore we are helping save trees!


I've heard it all now lol


Doesn't save paper anyway, I always have to wipe the seat before I sit down due to having 3 sons whose aim gets worse the taller they get!
1 Like #29
THE GAFFER
deb8z
THE GAFFER
women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid. i made the mistake of going to the ladies toilets in a well know department store and the underside of the toilet seat was al p i ss staines dirty b u g g ers
I doubt anylady has a toilet like that at home.Many people like myself do NOT sit on the seat in public toilets,so i'm afraid hovering over the seat may cause what you so eloquently described happening lol


well i have been in loads of womens houses most of them were single and by the looks of it they never lift the pan seat, so when a man goes in and does the decent thing as to lift it the undersides like oO wtf been going on here oO its worse when its a wooden seat as it starts to rot the timber and looks like the underside of a bat cave

i know the women wont be liking these coments but you have a right good dig at the man who always gets the blame for the occasional splash, ladies go home and lift you seat get a look remember and be armed with gloves and some toilet duck


I think the real issue is that all the women that let you into their homes are skanks. ;)
#30
tek-monkey
THE GAFFER
deb8z
THE GAFFER
women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid. i made the mistake of going to the ladies toilets in a well know department store and the underside of the toilet seat was al p i ss staines dirty b u g g ers
I doubt anylady has a toilet like that at home.Many people like myself do NOT sit on the seat in public toilets,so i'm afraid hovering over the seat may cause what you so eloquently described happening lol
well i have been in loads of womens houses most of them were single and by the looks of it they never lift the pan seat, so when a man goes in and does the decent thing as to lift it the undersides like oO wtf been going on here oO its worse when its a wooden seat as it starts to rot the timber and looks like the underside of a bat cavei know the women wont be liking these coments but you have a right good dig at the man who always gets the blame for the occasional splash, ladies go home and lift you seat get a look remember and be armed with gloves and some toilet duck
I think the real issue is that all the women that let you into their homes are skanks. ;)


I was thinking that lol
#31
dibuzz
deb8z
chappie172
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!
Saves toilet paper.... therefore we are helping save trees!


I've heard it all now lol



Doesn't save paper anyway, I always have to wipe the seat before I sit down due to having 3 sons whose aim gets worse the taller they get!

They wee on the seat?
#32
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!


My OH does, even when he uses a urinal in public loo he takes a hanky out of his pocket and dries it as shaking it does nothing ......you wouldn't see a woman shaking her ass after a wee guys would you ......no, she wipes it so the excess wee doesn't stay there and start to stink!

women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid.


All women do not spray, depends whether they let it all out fast or control it to come out slower ........and anyway why don't your sprayer friends clean their loo ??

Did you know that men can't stop weeing midflow and women can......another bit of useless info for the day :)

Edited By: Caz42 on Mar 04, 2011 12:11: .
10 Likes #33
Blasphemous
Why the hell do people want a 'soft close lid' toilet seat?

I can only speak for myself but I got mine so I can pretend I'm in an action movie and there's a bomb about to explode in my toilet.

Start the lid closing then run slow motion style outta the bathroom mouthing 'ssshhhhhh****ttttttttt'. Then lunge, flailing your arms and head as you're thrown clear by the blast. Toilet time is exciting in our house, I almost died one time..
1 Like #34
Caz42
[quote=deb8z]

Did you know that men can't stop weeing midflow and women can......another bit of useless info for the day :)


Erm thats not strictly true unless im a total freak lol. It can be done it just stings :)

Nice idea for a toilet seat just looks a bit generic.
#35
Caz42
deb8z
Why can't men sit down to wee anyway,OR why don't they dab with toilet roll after said wee,why do they shake it !!
My OH does, even when he uses a urinal in public loo he takes a hanky out of his pocket and dries it as shaking it does nothing ......you wouldn't see a woman shaking her ass after a wee guys would you ......no, she wipes it so the excess wee doesn't stay there and start to stink!
women p i s s all over the seats as well if you have ever seen women pi ss ing it fans out like when you put you thumb over a running tap, normally when you lift the seat the front of the bowl and underside of the seat is dripping with battery acid.
All women do not spray, depends whether they let it all out fast or control it to come out slower ........and anyway why don't your sprayer friends clean their loo ??Did you know that men can't stop weeing midflow and women can......another bit of useless info for the day :)


Funnily enough,in a recent episode of Shameless,Kelly did that in the pub toilet,i was like,ewww why is she doing that and not wiping!!
2 Likes #36
[email protected] thread now.

BRB off to text my OH about whether he can stop weeing midflow and whether it stings or not lol
#37
shaunf85
Caz42
[quote=deb8z]

Did you know that men can't stop weeing midflow and women can......another bit of useless info for the day :)

Erm thats not strictly true unless im a total freak lol. It can be done it just stings :)

Nice idea for a toilet seat just looks a bit generic.

It can be done but it is quite traumatic, the pain of it all is too much too consider!
#38
shaunf85
Caz42
[quote=deb8z]

Did you know that men can't stop weeing midflow and women can......another bit of useless info for the day :)



Erm thats not strictly true unless im a total freak lol. It can be done it just stings :)

Nice idea for a toilet seat just looks a bit generic.


Some men can, generally younger men with a strong pc muscle but can you stop and walk away without letting the rest of the wee out ......no you can't .....but I can ;)
#39
i can stop no problem, i was watering a tree on the golf course not so long ago and some women come down walking a dog, believe me i can stop no problem half way through, doesnt hurt me at all,
if my p isser was burning i would go see a doctor,
#40
Caz42
shaunf85
Caz42
[quote=deb8z] Did you know that men can't stop weeing midflow and women can......another bit of useless info for the day :)
Erm thats not strictly true unless im a total freak lol. It can be done it just stings :)Nice idea for a toilet seat just looks a bit generic.
Some men can, generally younger men with a strong pc muscle but can you stop and walk away without letting the rest of the wee out ......no you can't .....but I can ;)

Somebody hasn't heard of the "Prince's Wand".

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