Bag o ****
Words taken off Bigpockets website
Have bought one myself
Are you ready?? We have got the worst deal ever for you. We are going to ask you to spend your hard earned pounds for a bag o ****. For £4.99 we will give you a bag or a box with three ****** items in it. These items are cluttering up our warehouse and we have two or 3 of them per line certainly not enough to list them individually on our website. So we thought we would put three of them in a bag and we would get someone to buy them. Thats where you come in
Q1) Is this for real?
A) Yes we are going to sell you a bag o ****- but we are going to give you a chance to get your money back. When you receive your bag o **** please post a a video of you opening up your bag of **** and utilising it and we will pay £50.00 for every video we feature on our website. The Title of the video must include the words bigpockets.co.uk and christmas bag o' **** we will also pay an additional £200.00 for the best Video once we have sold out of all our bags o ****. Please see sample video below. Post your review in the review section of this product. We recommend using youtube for any video uploads.
Q2) What if I get my bag of **** and I dont like it.
A) Dohh what do you expect. Thou shall not expect thy **** to be especially nice. If we were unloading a lot of really cool stuff, wed call them Bags O Really Cool Stuff, but we dont
Q3) If I dont like my **** can I get my money back.
A) No dont be silly, if you buy a bag of **** and you dont like it you are experiencing what marketing people call buyers remorse. Deal with it for gods sake its under a fiver. You could have a go at multiplying your measly £4.99 investment by over a hundred fold by making video and hosting it on you tube and we will link it in the reviews section for a bag of ****. Please refer to Q1.
Q4) What if the **** my mate buys is better than my ****.
A) Nobody said life was fair. Are you building your own barracks with your bare, broken hands in a remote Soviet Gulag? No, youre dissatisfied with a purchase you freely chose to make even though it was plainly labelled ****. Have some perspective.
Q5) Do I have any guarantee that the **** I buy will be worth more then £4.99
A) The only comment we will make is in our opinion its worth a lot more then a measly £5
Note: Thou shall take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this ****. Buyers remorse is just a click too far away!