"Holy bargain price for the best Batman movie ever made, Batman."
"Yes Robin. Our FRIENDS at B&M have made the streets of Gotham a safer place to be by selling this DVD at a bargain price. Nobody now has any reason not to own this MAGNIFICENT film. If only Catwoman, The Joker, The Riddler and The Penguin could see that honesty IS the best policy."
"Gosh yes Batman, especially when you get a free BAT-TASTIC keyring torch too for no extra charge."
"Indeed old chum. Let us at once to our local B&M and ensure the good CITIZENS of Gotham can purchase this bargain in peace."
Or if you prefer:
Batman The movie staring Adam West as Batman and Burt Ward as Robin. With Lee Meriwether as Catwoman, Burgess Meredith as The Penguin, Cesar Romero as The Joker and Frank Gorshin as The Riddler.
1960's high camp movie with a free keyring-torch for only £1.99. Currently £3.99 at Amazon.
Found in the Southport branch. Only available while stocks last. (Dur!)