Ohhh, how you'll cry. Tears like you've never known. You think that you're a man, but no, how you'll be crying. Big, wet, dripping tears. And snot. Tears and snot running down your face. And you try to hide it, but it's all dribbling on to your chin and on to your "Evil Monkey" T shirt. And your girlfriend's dad and brother are in the same room. And you cant stop.