Bio Bidet Supreme, Heated Toilet Seat with Blow Dryer and Remote only £931.50 @Elite Healthcare - HotUKDeals
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As per title, the ultimate in comfort and convinience,

Features:
• Remote Control - Convenient panel to control and operate the various functions
• Heated Seat - Room Temp ~ 40°C
• Power Saving - Two economy options
• Hydraulic Seat - Gentle closing of seat and lid
• Seat Sensor - Signals that the seat is occupied to commence cleaning operation
• Built in Filter - Protection against limescale build up
• 3 in 1 Nozzle - Patented nozzle for 3 cleansing programs
• Feminine Wash - Soft aerated water spray for feminine cleansing
• Posterior Wash - Soft yet powerful aerated water spray for thorough cleansing
• Turbo Wash - Whirly mass of soft water spray to stimulate bowel movement
• Pulsating Massage - Pulsating and soothing flow of soft water
• Oscillation - Oscillating movement of washing nozzle for thorough cleansing
• Self Cleaning - Automatic self cleaning of washing nozzle before and after use
• Air Drying - Powerful warm air-drying operation
• Self Diagnosis - System warns user of any malfunctions
• Quick Release - Quick release mechanism to detach seat from toilet

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Price is now dropped to 776 :)
- cooldude01
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#1
Hmmm ... the Japanese way!
#2
BARGAIN!:p
3 Likes #3
Does this mea you can get a blow job whilst on the toilet? ;)
2 Likes #4
• Turbo Wash - Whirly mass of soft water spray to stimulate bowel movement

That was the deal clincher for me
3 Likes #5
Just gave me a good giggle this...

Can just imagine the state of the bathroom after using this

A real frank spencer moment.......oO
#6
This site is brilliant, not only can I save money, it is educational as well. Never heard of this before.
4 Likes #7
Lets see if I've got this right - it's remote control?? How far from the seat are you ever going to be to need remote control!!!
#8
Imagine the money you could save over toilet paper FOR LIFE with a big family. X)
#9
If you actually need one of these I would say you would be better off buying a closomat toilet.

This is my favourite feature


• Self Diagnosis - System warns user of any malfunctions (by giving you a face full of steaming s*it!)
1 Like #10
I've got up the creek without a paddle.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies, and follow it down to a bridge by a fountain where cost's so incredibly high.


What was I thinking? ... I better throw in a pair of discete Fire-pros and a pair of Fermis to justify all that PCI discreet plasticine porters with looking glass goodness.

Now, if I say the majic incantatras, the channels should cross somewhere betwixt a magnitude of watery nirvana and the girl with kalliope eyes...

Somebody calls, quite slowly,
and now you're awake.

....yep.... makes about as much sense as this item ;)

Heat added... for heated seat.... or you could just heat your bathroom? :)
#11
stefor
Lets see if I've got this right - it's remote control?? How far from the seat are you ever going to be to need remote control!!!

last thing you want is to fiddle round the back of the seat after a good curry
#12
stefor
Lets see if I've got this right - it's remote control?? How far from the seat are you ever going to be to need remote control!!!

Well, if they've REALLY thought this through they'll have made it RF rather than IR for the remote so it doesn't need line of sight.

Cold day.
Sat in the living room.
Need a dump.
*beep*
Wait five mintes.
Toasty bot!

Genius .....

(PS .... this is primitive compared to some of the ones in Japan. Where is the button to play gentle ocean noises so no-one can hear the splash?!?!?)

Edited By: sancheez on Feb 18, 2011 11:52
#13
Watch this space. These seats are quite normal in Japan and every good hotel has them as standard. You will be able to get them from B & Q very shortly.........
Good price as well by the way.
#14
sancheez
stefor
Lets see if I've got this right - it's remote control?? How far from the seat are you ever going to be to need remote control!!!


Well, if they've REALLY thought this through they'll have made it RF rather than IR for the remote so it doesn't need line of sight.

Cold day.
Sat in the living room.
Need a dump.
*beep*
Wait five minted.
Toasty bot!

Genius .....

(PS .... this is primitive compared to some of the ones in Japan. Where is the button to play gentle ocean noises so no-one can hear the splash?!?!?)


If they have made it RF then you really could have some fun when the in laws come round. . . . .
#15
Showing up as £776.25 now
Cheap S*** ?
#16
All this for an average 3 minute sit down? Might as well make it portable carry it to the living room for all the "luxury" it offers and keep pumping at it!

Edited By: scudstrike on Feb 18, 2011 12:08
#17
samandgouldy
Showing up as £776.25 now
Cheap S*** ?


Vat is added @ checkout
2 Likes #18
scudstrike
All this for an average 3 minute sit down? Might as well make it portable carry it to the living room for all the "luxury" it offers and keep pumping at it!


It does come with quick release mechanism
#19
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scudstrike
All this for an average 3 minute sit down? Might as well make it portable carry it to the living room for all the "luxury" it offers and keep pumping at it!


It does come with quick release mechanism


Cheers, brought a smile on a gloomy looking day
#20
ordered thankyou
3 Likes #21
My bum has a built in Air Drying operation, it has Powerful warm air-drying butt gas but the control valve has broke and it keeps going off when i get up in the morning.
#22
Don't even know why I gave it heat.... for the sheer novelty I guess... this is a WTF!
#24
scudstrike
All this for an average 3 minute sit down? Might as well make it portable carry it to the living room for all the "luxury" it offers and keep pumping at it!

You might take three minutes I like to sit down and and read a book in peace and quiet for a for a while before I finish my business. I would love one of these just think how much extra atmosphere it would add to my Navy adventure books.
#25
For those who don't want to pay for that heated seat effect, just go in 30 seconds after your co-inhabitants, simples :)
#26
Survtech
Watch this space. These seats are quite normal in Japan and every good hotel has them as standard. You will be able to get them from B & Q very shortly.........Good price as well by the way.

Was in Japan a couple of years ago & boy the gadgets they have over there. They are years ahead of us when it comes to tech stuff. Even some of the top departments stores in Japan will have them too. It's quite simple to operate & very high tech. It will automatically detect between 1's & 2's as soon as you walk in. On a plus side, it can tell you if your urine & faeces is good or bad before seeing the doctor. X)
#27
veedubjai
Survtech
Watch this space. These seats are quite normal in Japan and every good hotel has them as standard. You will be able to get them from B & Q very shortly.........Good price as well by the way.
Was in Japan a couple of years ago & boy the gadgets they have over there. They are years ahead of us when it comes to tech stuff. Even some of the top departments stores in Japan will have them too. It's quite simple to operate & very high tech. It will automatically detect between 1's & 2's as soon as you walk in. On a plus side, it can tell you if your urine & faeces is good or bad before seeing the doctor. X)

Which makes the contrast when you run into a traditional Japanese style toilet all the more alarming ... :D
1 Like #28
900 for something that wont last a year.. Yeh right.. Super hot... Not
#29
seems like the way japanese toilet seats are.fantastic.I wish they become affordable and common.this price is crazy.
#30
canada16
900 for something that wont last a year.. Yeh right.. Super hot... Not

900 is too much,but how d'u know they don't last a year?
2 Likes #31
£931.50...for a toilet seat.
#32
bargain!
1 Like #33
ordered thanks! cant wait to take a dump with it :)
#34
room temperature... perfect for germ cultivation :-P
#35
It's hard enough as it is to get her out of the bathroom in the mornings.

• Feminine Wash - Soft aerated water spray for feminine cleansing


With this, I've had it. oO
#36
wow selective.

Remote Control

• Feminine
• Whirly mass
• Pulsating Massage
• Oscillation
• Powerful
• Self
• Quick release mechanism
• Automatic self cleaning of washing nozzle after use

edited for its real feature list !
#37
the Asian folks will know what I'm talking about, but get a lota instead.

lol at the pics in the link, especially at feminine wash. About time that the UK had some standards in toilet hygiene.
#38
All very well but will it pass the sweetcorn encrusted poop test?
Will it flush or will it float?
#39
these cost about £90 in japan, was going to bring one back but beware english water is quite bad for these and they could stop working within a year.
#40
Sorry I just put this up 6 degrees by voting COLD !!!

What a joke.

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