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Bottom Wiper for only £19.00 @ Asda

£19.00 @ George (Asda George)
This folding bottom wiper has a moulded plastic head that has recessed serrations to grip the paper. Folds into three for easier storage. Dimensions: Length: 265mm (10 1/2 inches). Product weight: 80g…
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7y, 2w agoFound 7 years, 2 weeks ago
This folding bottom wiper has a moulded plastic head that has recessed serrations to grip the paper. Folds into three for easier storage. Dimensions: Length: 265mm (10 1/2 inches). Product weight: 80g (3oz).
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#1
Is someone having a giggle with this???!!!!! lol
#2
Surely this has to be a wind up? ASDA? Selling bottom wipers??? What's the world coming to!
1 Like #3
Maybe it's intended for someone with limited dexterity to make their life just a little bit easier.
#4
Hot, Hot, Hot !!!!
#5
excellent find...come folks why cold........
#6
Suppose I should get one of these - to give the wife a break !
#7
I'm just having me sandwich with Branston pickle on thanks!!!
#8
All the joking aside, look at it! I mean, who the hell would use this to wipe their backside?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/modules/shop/images/TL3020.jpg

Please tell me there's a better option for people who really need something like this!

AHHH!! There is!!!! Introducing the Bottom Buddy!!!

http://www.boomerstore.biz/Products/Kinsman/KE92008%20BottomBuddylarge2.jpghttp://www.boomerstore.biz/Products/Kinsman/KE92008BottomBuddySMA.jpg
banned#9
Think op posted this just for the crack. . . . . .
#10
Saves on soap i suppose.
#11
lottysdad08
Think op posted this just for the crack. . . . . .


Haaa :-D
#12
i take a good book with me - then stay there 'til it dries.

All the money I save on toiler paper - allows me to buy my books! Pays for itself !!
1 Like #13
the end is a damn triangle.!!! surely a shoe-horn style scoop would be more efficient

or maybe it comes with an assortment of "Tips"..

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qXfY3jP5drw17M:http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1134/3169121459_8c70dc280a.jpg
banned#14
OP's first and onl post on HUKD? You'll fit in nicely
1 Like #15
Bum deal - bottom fell out the market for these.
#16
Funniest thread for ages. Surely one of those ball throwing scoop devices for dogs would be less painful? You can get 'em in Poundland. Or an ice-cream scoop. Or a rag on a stick.
1 Like #17
i was interested in how this works so i googled for the instructions, check out the pictures - lol :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2m4tytg.jpg
#18
"This product should not be shared" !!:-D
Can you imagine ... "would you like to use my bottom wiper?"
#19
This is right up my alley.

Heat added

:thumbsup:
#20
Been the part pooper :w00t: that i am, i bet some people actually need this. Say you have a bad back, we need to bend to reach the bum area, so i guess there is a need for this otherwise they'd not be selling it!.
#21
Joe90_guy
Surely this has to be a wind up? ASDA? Selling bottom wipers??? What's the world coming to!


Dont forget they're owned by Americans!
#22
Scooped this and the Bottom box set today, that's my weekend sorted
#23
I'm disgusted by most of the people on this thread. This is CLEARLY for people who have a disability resulting in reach problems, eg arthritis. To laugh at it is pathetic. I imagine you're all the kind of people that call those with Down's Syndrome, "Mongols", and call people spazz's and retards. Be thankful that for now at least, you don't have to use something like this, I'm sure those that do, wish they didn't.

Just.. ugh.

ps. Yes I DO have a sense of humour. A proper, adult one, that doesn't mock the afflicted.
#24
Is it dishwasher safe?
#25
This reminds me of the '3 shells' in Demolition Man!
#26
Surely they do a battery operated luxury one where you just hold it in place rather than have to use it like a snooker cue!!
#27
oh dear what can the matter be,just got my wiper stuck down the lavortry
#28
Sounds like a load of crap to me!

Although you do get body builders that can't reach behind themselves as they are so big.

Perhaps someone should post it on a bodybuilding forum?


MBB
#29
how do you wash it? in the sink?
#30
What a CRACKing deal, what has this got in common with Star Trek????? yep they both wipe out Klingons.
:):)
#31
What's this about, do people actually wipe their bottoms with paper. What's the world coming to, I use the cat. Always have always will, they clean themselves you know.
#32
therealslimkaty;8087759
I'm disgusted by most of the people on this thread. This is CLEARLY for people who have a disability resulting in reach problems, eg arthritis. To laugh at it is pathetic. I imagine you're all the kind of people that call those with Down's Syndrome, "Mongols", and call people spazz's and retards. Be thankful that for now at least, you don't have to use something like this, I'm sure those that do, wish they didn't.

Just.. ugh.

ps. Yes I DO have a sense of humour. A proper, adult one, that doesn't mock the afflicted.


Whoah! Steady on there tiger! { have read all the comments on this thread and found them to be amusing (albeit in a "lavatoral" way). BUT, none of them actually made fun of those people who are unfortunate enough to be in need of one of these things - only at the product itself.

I think your comment (although probably well meant) smacks of political correctness gone mad.

As for the product itself, nobody is getting near MY nether regions with anything that has " serrations" - recessed or otherwise! :w00t:
#33
therealslimkaty
I'm disgusted by most of the people on this thread. This is CLEARLY for people who have a disability resulting in reach problems, eg arthritis. To laugh at it is pathetic. I imagine you're all the kind of people that call those with Down's Syndrome, "Mongols", and call people spazz's and retards. Be thankful that for now at least, you don't have to use something like this, I'm sure those that do, wish they didn't.

Just.. ugh.

ps. Yes I DO have a sense of humour. A proper, adult one, that doesn't mock the afflicted.


'Mongol' - Someones stuck in the 90's!
#34
They should have these in the portaloo's at music festivals, seems most people are incapable of wiping themselves properly and just use various parts/area's of the portaloo's!
#35
what a crappy deal
#36
Sounds "Crap"........for all the good it will do you might as well shove it up your ****
#37
hilarious!!! rated hot
1 Like #38
therealslimkaty
I'm disgusted by most of the people on this thread. This is CLEARLY for people who have a disability resulting in reach problems, eg arthritis. To laugh at it is pathetic. I imagine you're all the kind of people that call those with Down's Syndrome, "Mongols", and call people spazz's and retards. Be thankful that for now at least, you don't have to use something like this, I'm sure those that do, wish they didn't.

Just.. ugh.

ps. Yes I DO have a sense of humour. A proper, adult one, that doesn't mock the afflicted.


I'm sure you have a very good sense of humour. Actually there is probably a decent deal on the box set of keeping up appearances you could buy...
#39
Just found the attachment set for it....

http://img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/wire-cup-brush-for-cleaning-stripping-387588.jpg
#40
Pah...

...paid £40.00 just last week for one of these, so gutted, it was like the world just fell out of my bottom!

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