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**** Box - Cardboard Crapper. £15.99 Free Delivery @ Firebox

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Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a…
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Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and **** in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.


Comes with a fetching shoulder bag!

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the **** Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.


Pop box



Unfold box



Fold and insert tabs





Turn around and insert stabiliser



Insert poo bag



Poop!





10 bio-degradable
bags included

Flat-packed, the **** Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.


Enjoy the great outdoors, sitting on your throne!

Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the **** Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.


Great for festivals!

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the ****. By the way, if you think we’re trying to shoehorn in as many pooey euphemisms as possible, you’d be right. But when a product is this brilliant, nothing we say is going to make a difference. We’d give it ten minutes if we were you…

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#1
:| what a load of....CRAPO!
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me mate got one of these for "v" dont know if he used it dont realy want to ask, he went full out got a gelert bog tent thing to put it in made us all laugh if nawt else, give it some heat its more funny than a rabbit or anne summers outfit that seams to get everone off on here :-)
#3
I wish I knew Karl Pilkington, I'd so send him one of these for Christmas!! That chair with staples was ingenious but dire!!!
#4
What if your sat there and it starts to rain? Does the cardboard go all soggy and does it collapse under you? Yuk!
#5
crap deal
#6
15.99 for a carboard box and a pastic bag? Go around the back of Asda and they are free!
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Erm... Cold...er

Edited By: jonny619447 on Nov 21, 2010 02:55

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