Garbage Bin, or Savior of Marriage?!
"My fiance and I debated for three days prior to purchasing this bin, which I think is a common debate, as purchasing the correct bin is perhaps one of the biggest choices any young couple faces, and is perhaps the reason for high divorce rates in this country.
Needless to say, this purchase will save our forthcoming marriage before it has even begun. The brushed steel finish represents solidarity of commitment, a pledge to hide your rubbish away from you safely until such time that disposal seems fit. The pedal operation means the scum you are disposing within will never grace your soft, silky hands, and ample space within means you will never have to change bin liners more than you would the oil in your car.
All in all, I look at the time before the purchase of this garbage bin as a dark time in my life, and now, with this bin in my kitchen, I look forward to the future with happiness in my heart and hope in my mind. Thank you, Brushed Stainless Steel 12 Litre Pedal Bin, thank you."