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In need of a CHEAP thrill?

Then look no further than your local Poundland.

My Missus has done the nose test with it and can confirm 9 out of 10 for vibration.

It comes in blank canvass white so you can jazz it up a little with felt tipped pens and glitter etc which are available two aisles down.

The AAA batteries are at the till at 10 for a quid.

Actually the box is wrong and it's a AA battery.

Box is also a little misleading in that it says power and speed controller built in but then underneath single speed vibration. Can confirm that it is single speed only.
- bob_hoskins

UPDATE - Actually you can use a AAA battery but the space is clearly designed for a AA and a AA works. They are looking into correcting the box packaging
- bob_hoskins
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justbuggin 97 Likes
My wife would prefer something a little larger. Not so much a bullet as an artillery round
HedgyHoggy 47 Likes
'which are available two isles down'

Jersey?
Alinshearahbanned 37 Likes
A cigar case and some angry bees is cheaper
DexMorgan 18 Likes
Do they cum with a guarantee?

I want to be able to return to the store if I have any problems with it.
uog 16 Likes
if the beach boys were ever shopping in poundland then i am sure they would say this deal gives them good vibrations.

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Alinshearahbanned 37 Likes #1
A cigar case and some angry bees is cheaper
mudds 7 Likes #2
Voted hot simply for the cheap thrill comment!
HedgyHoggy 47 Likes #3
'which are available two isles down'

Jersey?
useless_57 7 Likes #4
Why does your wife's nose vibrate?
fozey 6 Likes #5
useless_57
Why does your wife's nose vibrate?


Apparently that's how ladies test these devices.........
simcolorstay#6
Hot, hot, hot....
uog 16 Likes #7
if the beach boys were ever shopping in poundland then i am sure they would say this deal gives them good vibrations.
sofiasar#8
inch??
DexMorgan 18 Likes #9
Do they cum with a guarantee?

I want to be able to return to the store if I have any problems with it.
lucyferror#10
Lol
thewhirlwind#11
this bargain hunting can give you a real buzz!
fozey 1 Like #12
sofiasar
inch??


Spec from the side of box,

Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )

Diameter = 27mm ( 1 and a bit inches )

Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

LMAO

Edited By: fozey on Aug 12, 2013 18:58
LoRdPlOps111 5 Likes #13
This will keep her quiet while I get on with more important things like looking for realistic 'spam purses' in the 99p store.
justbuggin 97 Likes #14
My wife would prefer something a little larger. Not so much a bullet as an artillery round
ukshred 10 Likes #15
Thanks! Thats fathers day present for 2014 done already
JTLDN 1 Like #16
If my wife's not fully satisfied can I take it back for a refund?
sidewards 2 Likes #17
Morning commute's about to get a whole lot better!
austin316del#18
fozey
sofiasar
inch??


Spec from the side of box,

Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )

Diameter = 27mm ( 1 and a bit inches )

Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

LMAO


you obviously bought this then?
fozey 1 Like #19
JTLDN
If my wife's not fully satisfied can I return it for a refund?




Must be ok. Taken from their T&C's

Q. What is Poundland’s return policy?

A. Poundland offers (at the sole discretion of the store manager) an exchange or refund on unopened items returned within 7 days of purchase. The item must be returned with a valid proof of purchase and in its original condition. For health and hygiene reasons, food items, jewellery, liquids, underwear, swimwear and other items from time to time are excluded. This is in addition to your statutory rights.
- See more at: http://www.poundland.co.uk/help/faqs/#happy
fozey 1 Like #20
austin316del
fozey
sofiasar
inch??


Spec from the side of box,

Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )

Diameter = 27mm ( 1 and a bit inches )

Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

LMAO


you obviously bought this then?


I spotted it and the wife bought it, I took a photo of it then posted here.

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