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Posted 12 August 2013

Bullet Vibrator (AAA Battery not included) £1 @ Poundland

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In need of a CHEAP thrill?

Then look no further than your local Poundland.

My Missus has done the nose test with it and can confirm 9 out of 10 for vibration.

It comes in blank canvass white so you can jazz it up a little with felt tipped pens and glitter etc which are available two aisles down.

The AAA batteries are at the till at 10 for a quid.

Actually the box is wrong and it's a AA battery.

Box is also a little misleading in that it says power and speed controller built in but then underneath single speed vibration. Can confirm that it is single speed only.
- bob_hoskins

UPDATE - Actually you can use a AAA battery but the space is clearly designed for a AA and a AA works. They are looking into correcting the box packaging
- bob_hoskins

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  1. deleted803799's avatar
    My wife would prefer something a little larger. Not so much a bullet as an artillery round
  2. FactProvider's avatar
    'which are available two isles down'

    Jersey?
  3. deleted373964's avatar
    A cigar case and some angry bees is cheaper
  4. deleted800342's avatar
    Do they cum with a guarantee?

    I want to be able to return to the store if I have any problems with it.
  5. uog's avatar
    if the beach boys were ever shopping in poundland then i am sure they would say this deal gives them good vibrations.
  6. deleted635021's avatar
    Thanks! Thats fathers day present for 2014 done already
  7. charlescorona's avatar
    18803517-iRnY3
  8. mudds's avatar
    Voted hot simply for the cheap thrill comment!
  9. deleted246091's avatar
    Why does your wife's nose vibrate?
  10. FactProvider's avatar
    sparklehedgehog

    Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy these, they made their choice!



    As a fellow hedgehog, you are an embarassment to our species!

    If you think these are primarily for insertion, you're doing it wrong.
    (edited)
  11. OptimusPrimeval's avatar
    Bah, you can shove this deal right up your a#*e...oh hang on...
  12. fozey's avatar
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    useless_57

    Why does your wife's nose vibrate?



    Apparently that's how ladies test these devices.........
  13. sparklehedgehog's avatar
    Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy these, they made their choice!
  14. deleted629798's avatar
    This will keep her quiet while I get on with more important things like looking for realistic 'spam purses' in the 99p store.
  15. digiengland's avatar
    JTLDN

    If my wife's not fully satisfied can I return it for a refund?



    Are you taking your wife back for a refund?
  16. deleted457129's avatar
    Bullet vibrator?

    It's worth a shot.
  17. Ed.Winchester's avatar
    Bought one to satisfy the wifes rampant rabbit. I owe that little big fella a debt of gratitude, the amount of playstation 3 and beer time he gets me is remarkable.
  18. deleted189636's avatar
    Hello

    I have used one of these and there not very good. Don't think that will stop the deal going mega hot mind you.

    So sorry voted cold :(.

  19. anewman's avatar
    diddly1

    Just bought 2



    18801976-gTOsp

  20. Ilikehotdeals1's avatar
    These aren't very good at all, for a few pounds more you can pick something up from lovehoney that lasts longer and is more ergonomic (yes guys, these mini ones are just awkward for the job at hand so kinda ruin the experience).

    I recommend a wired bullet style with the remote over these which can be picked up for a around a fiver delivered.
  21. deleted845898's avatar
    It's not called POUNDland for nothing...
  22. ibiza's avatar
    A cheap toy, what women really want is one powered from the mains that dull the street lights each time its used.

    Well, that or me! :D:D:D
  23. TheFlump's avatar
    I've bought one of these for my wife to go with a pair of slippers I got her for her birthday. That way, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and **** herself :-)
  24. deleted350394's avatar
    Morning commute's about to get a whole lot better!
  25. deleted645927's avatar
    Pound-it-land
  26. deleted242925's avatar
    CHEAP THRILL?

    a) no battery included
    b) want a cheap thrill at poundland then stand at the checkout and shout "Everything is free for people on Job Seekers Allowance and watch the stampede
  27. fishmaster's avatar
    JTLDN

    If my wife's not fully satisfied can I take it back for a refund?



    Did your wife come with a warranty?
  28. austinc's avatar
    She wanted a Pounding, now she's getting one.

    Thanks OP
  29. maclennanneil's avatar
    Ilikehotdeals1

    These aren't very good at all, for a few pounds more you can pick … These aren't very good at all, for a few pounds more you can pick something up from lovehoney that lasts longer and is more ergonomic (yes guys, these mini ones are just awkward for the job at hand so kinda ruin the experience). I recommend a wired bullet style with the remote over these which can be picked up for a around a fiver delivered.



    You get vibrators with a remote now???

    Hope your old man doesn't get confused when trying to change channels when watching the footie.
  30. TheTherapist's avatar
    JTLDN

    If my wife's not fully satisfied can I take it back for a refund?



    Meat and meat substitutes are excluded.
  31. louiselouise's avatar
    In the name of equality, they should think of stocking cheap and cheerful Fleshlight knockoffs
  32. jamgin's avatar
    You'll find these in the 'Lonely Single' section of Poundland along with Pot Noodles and Star Trek dvds.
  33. Oneday77's avatar
    owooboo

    1 Woman Receives vibrator2: Women prefers vibrator3. Man realizes this … 1 Woman Receives vibrator2: Women prefers vibrator3. Man realizes this and no longer initiates sex with his partner4. Women no longer feels attractive so tries to ilict attention from her work colleagues.5 Women Has an affair.6 Relationship ends.7: Suicide/Broken HomeBuy these and your wife\girlfriend will no longer want sex with you.Vibrators destroy sensation thus making it harder to achieve orgasm the normal way.Think about how would you feel if your guy would rather watch porn than be with you? Say you new to tennis, and want to get better. Would you get andy roddick to hit balls to you at 150mph? Or would you start off slow- just to get used to hitting the ball.My way is that a woman learns what makes herself tick and then teaches the guy.We've sold out intimacy for quick thrills.


    So you signed up to tell us your life story, thanks for that.
    The only way these replace the man Is if he's an incompetent fool that has no interest in finding out how his other half ticks.
  34. fozey's avatar
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    sofiasar

    inch??



    Spec from the side of box,

    Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )

    Diameter = 27mm ( 1 and a bit inches )

    Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

    LMAO
    (edited)
  35. deleted766939's avatar
    If my wife's not fully satisfied can I take it back for a refund?
  36. fozey's avatar
    Author
    JTLDN

    If my wife's not fully satisfied can I return it for a refund?



    Must be ok. Taken from their T&C's

    Q. What is Poundland’s return policy?

    A. Poundland offers (at the sole discretion of the store manager) an exchange or refund on unopened items returned within 7 days of purchase. The item must be returned with a valid proof of purchase and in its original condition. For health and hygiene reasons, food items, jewellery, liquids, underwear, swimwear and other items from time to time are excluded. This is in addition to your statutory rights.
    - See more at: poundland.co.uk/hel…qs/
  37. fozey's avatar
    Author
    austin316del

    you obviously bought this then?



    I spotted it and the wife bought it, I took a photo of it then posted here.
  38. deleted802405's avatar
    Is it under DIY or home and leisure?!
  39. Sid.Harper's avatar
    Didn't realise they'd put a space between pound and land
  40. Caminaram's avatar
    The funniest thing is some of the people commenting on this probably don't know what to do with it!
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