400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever.
200 Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as:
There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
Chuck Norris is a manas manas man.
Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse.
A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.