Couldn't Resist - Zain ISEE-200 Eye & Brain Massager @ Saverstore was £56.93 - now £17.99 and £3.21 delivry - HotUKDeals
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Cures almost everything on 2 AA batteries ;-))

* Ideal for users of computers, long distance drivers, equipment operators and students and office users alike
* Helps ease tired eyes, including swollen, sore, dry and over-sensitive eyes
* Aids sleep by relaxing the brain and the eyes to induce a state of deep relaxation
* Reduces wrinkles around the eye corners and improves the elasticity of skin
* Improves poor circulation around the eyes
* Various operation states, including anti-clockwise/clockwise movement, gentle, intermediate and strong effect and wave effect
* Timer function allows you to set the required workout time
* Intensity adjustment adjusts the vibration
* Eye strain is common with people who use a computer for long periods of time, when reading, long-distance drivers and when concentrating, which can lead to headaches or even migraines. It makes you feels tired, lethargic and reduces concentration.
* Using this eye massager regularly can ease the problems above, making your eyes feel rejuvinated and ready for the hours ahead.
* Now, heres the science behind it all. Magnetic field, in the form of physical energy, when applied on special acupuncture points, can activate the function of the cell, enlarge the blood capillary and raise the level of oxygen supply, improving the nutrition state of tissues of cells, and balance the self-disciplined nerves. Therefore, it results in many kinds of medical and health care effects.
Applying the above theory, and combining the curing theory of channel acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine, this product uses both the magnetic acupuncture and mechanical acupuncture to activate the important acupuncture points around the eyes and harmonise the blood, thus improving the adjustment functions of the eye muscles and the eye nerves. Powered by 2 x AA batteries, supplied)
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banned#1
I know something far more fun that can cure almost everything on 2 AA batteries..
#2
H_K
I know something far more fun that can cure almost everything on 2 AA batteries..

Oooh, yes, yes, YES
#3
H_K
I know something far more fun that can cure almost everything on 2 AA batteries..


Sky TV Remote?
#4
H_K
I know something far more fun that can cure almost everything on 2 AA batteries..



What about a broken Toe?:-D

Anyway H_K, its nice to see a girl spend so much time looking at her Pussy!;-)
#5
trigger_andy
What about a broken Toe?:-D

Anyway H_K, its nice to see a girl spend so much time looking at her Pussy!;-)


But my pussy is looking at YOU :p
#6
battelaxe
But my pussy is looking at YOU :p


Yes, and its a little off putting. I cant be done with a Pussy in my face while I'm trying to type!:p
#7
Why has this device attracted people whose Avatars are pussies, naughty monkies in need of a spank and a purple helmet?

anyway... "Now, heres the science behind it all."

translation: lookout, here's the pseudoscience

"Magnetic field, in the form of physical energy, when applied on special acupuncture points, can activate the function of the cell, enlarge the blood capillary and raise the level of oxygen supply, improving the nutrition state of tissues of cells, and balance the self-disciplined nerves. Therefore, it results in many kinds of medical and health care effects."

Does that really need any translation, I thought it was pretty simpe to follow. You can write your own just like it. Take any six sciency sounding words and string them together in any sequence!

"Applying the above theory, and combining the curing theory of channel acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine, this product uses both the magnetic acupuncture and mechanical acupuncture to activate the important acupuncture points around the eyes and harmonise the blood, thus improving the adjustment functions of the eye muscles and the eye nerves"

It uses mechanical acupuncture? So this device sits over your eyes and sticks needles in you??

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