Little can be said of David Hasselhoff that has not been said already - and even less can be said here as expletives are automatically blanked out.
This is one of his greatest achievements, not for its musical value - but as it kept him out of bars long enough to massacre 15 songs.
He sings 'American classics' such as Amazing Grace - with its haunting lyrics written by an Englishman added to a traditional Irish melody. But we can call it American - in the same way as we call it music.
This album is bound to appeal to his fans and humanitarians everwhere. The latter will buy it to protect others from it. Well - what do you expect as a career move after featuring with a talking car.
Obviously this will be the most significant post here in decades as this man is a legend in his own lunchtime. Offer feedback and rep accordingly, or forward your comments to me on the back of a twenty pound note.
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