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Fancy a trip to the future? Then why not cryogenically freeze yourself for between 5 and 30 years with this DIY carbon chamber. (Kiss from Princess Leia not included).

Excellent gift for any star wars fan! :)
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1 Like #1
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#2
Why cold? I thought it was a bargain - as is this!:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2665/Clever-Peg?itc=214&src_t=nwt&src_id=295&via=nlmain

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Picture the scene: the washing is on the line and you’re in bed watching Loose Women, dreaming of clean pants and summer-fresh socks. Fast-forward a few hours and you peer through the window only to discover a downpour has soaked your favourite undercrackers. It’s a disaster you could so easily avoid with the Clever Peg.

This nifty WiFi-friendly clothes peg is loaded with clever circuitry that reads temperature, moisture and precipitation then sends it directly to your iPhone via a free app. Genius. Sort of. Mmm…dry pants!
#3
Or this:

http://media.firebox.com/pic/p2675_main.jpg

You’ve snuggled solo under the Single Slanket and doubled up with a loved one under the Double Slanket. But now you can slob out alongside the whole family with the Family Slanket*. Heating bills? What heating bills?

Yes, chilly loafers, thanks to ten (yes ten) armholes, this truly humungous fleece blanket can accommodate two adults and three kids. There are even extra titchy holes by the lower edge so the family dog can snuggle under its velvety embrace whilst lounging at your feet. Barking but brilliant!

http://media.firebox.com/pic/p2675_extra1.jpg

http://www.firebox.com/product/2675/Family-Slanket?itc=214&src_t=nwt&src_id=295&via=nltop3
#4
Voting HOT just because of the wonderful collection.. Keep it up :D
#5
At last :)
#6
Adult naughty step:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2677/Adult-Naughty-Step?itc=214&src_t=nwt&src_id=295&via=nltop3

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Before Supernanny came along to patronise and belittle…sorry, advise and mentor parents, nobody had a clue how to punish their kids. But then she introduced us to the naughty step – a place where mischievous ankle biters are banished to reflect upon their actions. Amazingly it works, so why not use this highly effective disciplinary technique on adults?

Why not indeed, because thanks to the Adult Naughty Step you can do exactly that. Built to withstand no end of immature behaviour, this polyurethane step can be used whenever your other half oversteps the mark.

‘A lock-in at the local? I’m very disappointed, off you go.’ ‘Saucy texts? Sit there until you’re ready to act like a grown up.’ ‘You gave your mobile to some bloke who forwarded the photos of your wotsit to a Page Three girl? On that step this second!’ The possibilities are endless. Oh, behave!
#7
Quality stuff - comedy heat added! :)
#8
Heat added. What if people actually buy this stuff? Are they just gonna take the money and run or just send you a cancellation e-mail with the reason for cancellation being "lolololololololololololol.... etc"

Happy April Fools!
#9
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More realistic! lmao:

Applying suntan lotion can be a right pain in the rear – quite literally if you miss that bit just between your crack and your back. And that’s the rub, because it’s easy to miss sensitive areas with all this newfangled invisi-lotion. Besides, the cremated lobster look is seriously last century (unless your name’s George Hamilton).

Thankfully help is at hand in the form of Glow in the Dark Suntan Lotion, easily absorbed UVA/UVB sunscreen that glows green in low light. No, we haven’t got sunstroke, this is the greatest thing to happen to sunbathing since the dental floss thong. Simply apply the non-sticky lotion in a darkened room and you’ll never miss a bit again. The second you step into the sunshine the lotion becomes 100% invisible. Genius!


Missed a spot!
Yes, you’ll look daft if you forget to wash it off come nightfall, but even a green face is preferable to a scarlet one. Just ask the Hulk.

http://www.firebox.com/product/2670/Glow-in-the-Dark-Suntan-Lotion?itc=214&src_t=nwt&src_id=295&via=nltop3
#10
Love ducks, hate greed? It sounds quackers but the ingenious Duck Separator has been developed to help all you park-based bread-chuckers feed your favourite ducks whilst excluding pushy, greedy ones. Getting the duck out has never been easier.

Simply aim the barrel pondwards, pop your chunk of bread in the Separator’s food chamber and pull the trigger. Ker-plop! When the duckies start swimming towards the floating bread all you do is pull the trigger again to open the telescopic hoops over your favourite quacker as it nears its soggy treat. Hey presto, an instant exclusion zone that allows your duck of choice to enjoy its breadfest in peace.


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http://www.firebox.com/product/2666/Duck-Separator?itc=214&src_t=nwt&src_id=295&via=nltop3
#11
big b0y
Quality stuff - comedy heat added! :)


+1 :thumbsup:
#12
Someone might fall for this one!


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http://www.firebox.com/product/2664/Firebox-Cheese-Club?itc=214&src_t=nwt&src_id=295&via=nltop3

Imagine receiving a delicious wedge of cheese on a regular basis. Imagine no more because once you sign up to the Firebox Cheese Club we’ll deliver a different portion of fresh fromage to your doorstep every month for a year. Cheese? Yes please!

We’re talking hefty wedges here, not the piddly portions you get in supermarkets. It’s every off-milk connoisseur's dream! Collect all twelve and you can admire each one (before dissecting and scoffing it) on our complimentary cheese board.*


There's nothing like the taste of Cottage Cheese
If you’re a fan of gourmet cheese you’re in for a treat as we’ll surprise you every time: Red Leicester, Mild Cheddar, Cottage Cheese – we’ll even dispatch a bonus bag of foil-wrapped triangles, some peelable strings in cellophane and a cheese knife complete with Swiss-style holey handle. Cutting the cheese has never been so fulfilling!

*Ships with first order.

Please Note:
Suitable for ages 30+
Unsuitable for anyone with a milk allergy/lactose intolerence
Some cheeses are very strong
Each cheese will be despatched by the middle of the month, your first cheese will be delivered approximately 28 days after your order
If you cannot eat anymore of the cheese sent to you, please send it back in a freepost envelope provided with each cheese
Red grapes not included
Contents:
Your first month's delivery will come with:
1x Cheese Knife
1x Pack of Firebox Crackers
1x Wooden Cheese Board
Monthly Cheeses:
(Look away now if you don't want to see what's delivered)
January - Peelable Cheese
February - Foil-wrapped Triangles
March - Baby Cheeses
April - Cottage Cheese
May - Edam Cheese
June - Mild Cheddar
July - Wensleydale with Cranberries
August - Peppercorn Cheese
September - Danish Blue
October - Red Leicester
November - Creamy French Brie
December - Blue Stilton
#13
IronPie
Heat added. What if people actually buy this stuff? Are they just gonna take the money and run or just send you a cancellation e-mail with the reason for cancellation being "lolololololololololololol.... etc"

Happy April Fools!


Im sure that they will send you a discount voucher off your next order! :)
#14
I'm tempted by the cheese club one.

Suitable for ages 30+ :thinking:
#15
Duck separator could catch on!
#16
I love the blanket with 10 arm holes, made me laugh!
#17
Heat added for providing me with a pre-work chuckle!

Happy April 1st. :thumbsup:
#18
i want the naughty step.lol
#19
Quidco...? :-)
#20
:w00t::prop::lol::giggle:
pinch n a punch for the first of the month Cheers!
#21
Wow, a Carbon Freez..... Hang on, i've just realized what day it is today..... :thumbsup:

Anyway, top stuff, thanks for the laughs. H&R.
2 Likes #22
Thanks for all the rep guys - thought Id share a laugh :)
#23
Don't forget to use the code "EGG7452" at the checkout to secure 10% off the order - £4,599.99, plus should be able to pick up a further 12% cashback - £4,968. So in reality it rolls in at £36431.99 :thumbsup:
#24
Lmaooo xxx
banned#25
hahaha.....quality laughter in the morning when im bored at work!! good work...heat and rep added!!
#26
Ah yes, first of the month, I should have known...

Still, at least the carbon freezing kit comes with a free body wax...
#27
My mate just said that Play.com sent him this email ( about the Wireless Peg - said it was a barometer that sent a message to your phone when it was gonna rain ) and it was gen up - everyone else is peeing their pants and he clicked the firebox link and actually tried to buy it - only when the Fooled You page come up did he hang his head in shame !!!!!
#28
I think the missus could do with the wireless peg
#29
Click on Buy One. You get to vote for the best one!!
#30
arcangel111
My mate just said that Play.com sent him this email ( about the Wireless Peg - said it was a barometer that sent a message to your phone when it was gonna rain ) and it was gen up - everyone else is peeing their pants and he clicked the firebox link and actually tried to buy it - only when the Fooled You page come up did he hang his head in shame !!!!!


Someone in my office fell for it :)
#31
The adult naughty step could be ** should be ** real

PMSL at the dog in the blanket
#32
OMG I got this email and thought some of the things were a bit weird but never thought of the date till I saw them here :-D
1 Like #33
This is HOT, HOT, HOT

I've consulted the wife and she's agreed that as I was gonna leave her anyway she;ll let me sell the home and with my half of the proceeds I'll buy the carbon freezing kit.

Good points are,
- no chance of bumping into the ex for another 30 years
- benefits x's 30 years plus pension on return mean I'll be quids in.

Ha ha Brown, bet you didn't see this pension/benefits loop hole coming.

Well nice posting here and bagging a few deals, look forward to seeing what offers 2040 has.

Bye.
#34
This is HOT (ironically)
#35
I nearly bought one of these a couple of years back but found out it was incompatible with my vehicle:

http://www.shopneo.co.uk/flux-capacitor-free-shipping--pr-16735.html
#36
Get the duck outta here! brilliant! :)
#37
Nice deal, i'll take 2.
#38
quality- you have just improved my morning- ty :-D
#39
Lord Biddy
Quidco...? :-)


:) Just what I was thinking ...
#40
:oops::p:whistling::thumbsup: OK its gone noon ! :whistling:

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