ODB_69 asked, in a previous thread, if I could help him find something for the £5 secret santa at his work. He said that the guy who he's buying for is a top engineer at screwfix. I had a bit of a think about this one, wondering what every successful man needs in his business life. I eventually came up with the answer... a screaming flying monkey to throw at lazy workers!!
Firebox have one for £4.95. If you use the code "FHM14" (or any other £5 voucher that's knocking about for Firebox at the moment) then you can effectively get this for free - if it weren't for the £3.95 delivery charge (which is also reduced by 5p when you use this voucher).
The monkey, dressed as a superhero (of course) will do your bidding instantly. All you need to do is pull his super elasticated arms and let go, a little bit like when you used to use a catapult when you were a kid. The monkey then flies, screaming, towards your target. Who could ever want anything more?
If you do happen to see a cheaper price for this item online, please let me know so I can update this post!! If you see it cheaply instore somewhere, then please post in the comments. Ducky. :-)