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Ouch!!!!!

The next time someone asks you for a light, offer them this one - and they'll get the shock of their life! There are many different "Buzz Lighters" available - we've tried them - but none come close to the power of the "Shocking Lighter".

Be warned - this thing really hurts.

THIS IS NOT A TOY! THE SHOCKING LIGHTER IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN OR ADULTS WITH HEART PROBLEMS.
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banned#1
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#2
If someone offered me this if I asked for a light, I'd punch their f----ing lights out
#3
[QUOTE=alfiethecat]If someone offered me this if I asked for a light, I'd punch their f----ing lights out[/QUOTE

Classy.
#4
i bought this for a slightly higher price off here before, it is really good fun. Some people dont flinch but i found it really hurt! Unfortunately, someone dropped it and it broke but good for a party gimmick... and a sadistic sense of humour lol
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alfiethecat
If someone offered me this if I asked for a light, I'd punch their f----ing lights out

you sound like one of these nice chavvy morons that hang outside the co op. if you see any deals whilst your outside the co op , could you post them on hear. theres a good boy :thumbsup:
#6
alfiethecat;8172202
If someone offered me this if I asked for a light, I'd punch their f----ing lights out
Golaboots888;8172285
Classy.
cadmus
you sound like one of these nice chavvy morons that hang outside the co op. if you see any deals whilst your outside the co op , could you post them on hear. theres a good boy :thumbsup:
alfie we're not impressed by your 'I'm a big lad I am' tosh.

As for the deal, if you're stupid enough to smoke, you're stupid enough to fall for anything! However, if you're stupid enough to buy this and offered it to someone requesting 'a light', how would you know if that someone had a 'heart problem'? The whole concept is not only pathetically juvenile it is also dangerous...
THIS IS NOT A TOY! THE SHOCKING LIGHTER IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN OR ADULTS WITH HEART PROBLEMS.
Yet it's been posted by a mod! http://yeehahsmileys.com/smilies/rolleye0014.gif
#7
Should somebody (let alone anybody else) be smoking if they have a heart condition ?
#8
alvinwalrus
Should somebody (let alone anybody else) be smoking if they have a heart condition ?
No they shouldn't. Indeed, smoking is a major cause of coronary heart disease. I'm amazed at how many people smoke that also have heart disease, cancer, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) etc.

Anyway, this is slightly off topic.
#9
alvinwalrus
Should somebody (let alone anybody else) be smoking if they have a heart condition ?


No, but It gives you a heart condition and thus could be 1 joke too far! :whistling:
#10
They might not know they have a heart condition. This would be one way of finding out and maybe the last way.
#11
I had one of these. I exhausted it on all my friends so I gave it to one of them to get everyone at his work but he lost it.

It was great fun while I had it and it did give quite a jolt. The battery never seemed to die!
#12
fishmaster
They might not know they have a heart condition. This would be one way of finding out and maybe the last way.


Seriously this isn't going to kill anyone. If this is likely to kill, people with heart problems should be earthed when removing thier clothes!

Its just like one of those "cannot guarentee nut-free" disclaimers.
banned#13
alvinwalrus
Should somebody (let alone anybody else) be smoking if they have a heart condition ?


maybe this could cut down NHS costs? :whistling:
banned#14
alvinwalrus
Should somebody (let alone anybody else) be smoking if they have a heart condition ?


You don't have to smoke to use a lighter. I use a cheap plastic one to light our fire with, but I've never smoked.
#15
alfiethecat
If someone offered me this if I asked for a light, I'd punch their f----ing lights out


That's because you're prone to bouts of violence and have anger management issues.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/JEBC88/funny-dog-pictures-psychiatrist-pug.jpg
#16
cadmus
you sound like one of these nice chavvy morons that hang outside the co op. if you see any deals whilst your outside the co op , could you post them on hear. theres a good boy :thumbsup:


Anyone handing you a shocking lighter is not exactly the type of person you want acting as a diplomat in the middle east. YMMV.
#17
#18
If you gave this to a random punter in the street who asked for a light, chances are you would get knifed/headed/kneed/shot.... So go ahead! People who buy this tat are short for this world anyway ;)
#19
greelyi
Anyone handing you a shocking lighter is not exactly the type of person you want acting as a diplomat in the middle east. YMMV.


No, you want this guy.

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-10-29/1256819615188.jpg

Its rude though so follow at your own discretion.
#20
WARNING - i also had one of these and when i shocked my nan with it, all her hair fell out and she was never the same aftterwards!!
#21
Kevo2k7;8184164
WARNING - i also had one of these and when i shocked my nan with it, all her hair fell out and she was never the same aftterwards!!



You ******* :w00t:
#22
just ordered and I have a heart condition!!!:w00t:

just hope i'm not tempted to try it out of the box.:roll:
#23
Blasphemous
alfie we're not impressed by your 'I'm a big lad I am' tosh.

As for the deal, if you're stupid enough to smoke, you're stupid enough to fall for anything! However, if you're stupid enough to buy this and offered it to someone requesting 'a light', how would you know if that someone had a 'heart problem'? The whole concept is not only pathetically juvenile it is also dangerous... Yet it's been posted by a mod! http://yeehahsmileys.com/smilies/rolleye0014.gif


Ha ha, you sound like the Nanny State of a government this country is run by these days. If somebody wants to smoke that is thier choice and it does not make them stupid. As for being pathetically juvenile, im still (fairly) young and would laugh at one of my mates getting a shock he wasnt expecting, maybe you are just too high brow to think that would be funny.

Lighten up mate :whistling:
#24
That's because you're prone to bouts of violence and have anger management issues.


I see a lot of anger management issues going on in this very forum, whether it physical violence or flame it's still anger issues ;)

Personally i would prefer to be able to defend myself if the need ever arouse than to hide behind a screen and snipe at people from your keyboard :)
#25
hero2zer0
I see a lot of anger management issues going on in this very forum, whether it physical violence or flame it's still anger issues ;)

Personally i would prefer to be able to defend myself if the need ever arouse than to hide behind a screen and snipe at people from your keyboard :)


Joking aside, it's very true. I've been using t'internet since the early days of Usenet and the nonsense that real, rage and hate filled arguments start over is incredible. I guess it's so easy to be 'outraged' over what some random stranger types in a forum and take it personally, even though they know nothing about you.

Ah well, peace out.
banned#26
sheff_dave
maybe this could cut down NHS costs? :whistling:


no people going to doctors and hospital for a cold or cramp is what should be cut down and it makes me sick like fat people that cost millions having surgery when all they had to do was eat less and run a little or alcholics costs millions trying to help them and all the surgery to save them

i have lived a live of sin i have abused my body massively i have huge problems now but i dont go to doctor or hospital because its my own fault even though ive paid loads in taxes, i dont deserve help for what i could of prevented and neither do millions of others

if everyone had my view look at the pro's = they would die = less population, less pollution, more housing for others, more jobs for others, less crime, more time for people that need doctors and hospital, less car accidents the list goes on :)

cons well they're arnt any :-D

im ready to die ive had alot of fun and i knew the consequences before i did it all

me for prime minister:thumbsup:vote Barry Nigel Peterson

good deal by the way but you can get from poundshops, lmao at the hate amibees has got moaning about a mod posting a shock joke lighter is really sad
#27
i have lived a live of sin i have abused my body massively i have huge problems now but i dont go to doctor or hospital because its my own fault even though ive paid loads in taxes, i dont deserve help for what i could of prevented and neither do millions of others

LOL I wish i was ready to pop my clogs @ 29 (going from your username) :oops:
banned#28
hero2zer0
LOL I wish i was ready to pop my clogs @ 29 (going from your username) :oops:


28 :thumbsup:
#29
As to wether you smoke...you can burst into flames for all I care ! Boom! Boom!
#30
If you killed someone with a heart condition with this joke lighter, would you go down for manslaughter?
#31
ExeCute
If you killed someone with a heart condition with this joke lighter, would you go down for manslaughter?


Dunno, but i woulden't freely admit i just give him an electric shock if he did keel over ;-)
#32
hero2zer0
I see a lot of anger management issues going on in this very forum, whether it physical violence or flame it's still anger issues ;)

Personally i would prefer to be able to defend myself if the need ever arouse than to hide behind a screen and snipe at people from your keyboard :)


Arent you now trying to make yourself out to be the same as the person you are complaining about ?

SIlly idea if you ask me, but good price for it I guess.
#33
I got a stitch reading this thread, thank u all, thank u very much :):):)
banned#34
hero2zer0
Dunno, but i woulden't freely admit i just give him an electric shock if he did keel over ;-)


yep just walk away and say nothing :whistling::whistling::whistling: i know nothin i see nothing and i speaky no english
#35
NobbyB
You don't have to smoke to use a lighter. I use a cheap plastic one to light our fire with, but I've never smoked.


ye but do you often ask a random stranger for a light to use for your fire?
#36
i have a heart condition so i am expecting this off me wife for my b'day (even though i dont smoke )
#37
alfiethecat
If someone offered me this if I asked for a light, I'd punch their f----ing lights out


sorry tough guy
#38
Soulreape
Arent you now trying to make yourself out to be the same as the person you are complaining about ?

SIlly idea if you ask me, but good price for it I guess.


Nope, i am on about the ones who are very aggressive on the internet but woulden't dream of speaking to someone with that attitude in real life as they would pap their pants and run away.

I say my point, how i feel it on the internet or in real life..it makes no difference to me, that's where i differ.
#39
ummm, has anyone made a purchase for this lighter? or has this become a Jeremy Kyle Forum?
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk8/annafreeze/copvscat.gif

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