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FALSE NIPPLES (YES...YOU READ CORRECTLY) - 70% OFF - Reduced from £8 to £2.50 @ Ann Summers

£2.50 @ Ann Summers
I saw this and realised it was my duty to post it. What more can I say...False nipples.... the classic aphrodisiac! I can't believe I have never thought of it! And also, just incase you have lost one … Read More
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8y, 4m agoFound 8 years, 4 months ago
I saw this and realised it was my duty to post it. What more can I say...False nipples.... the classic aphrodisiac! I can't believe I have never thought of it! And also, just incase you have lost one in a freak nipple accident, Ann Summers has the solution, in fact, they have two! BARGAIN! I wish I had a picture next to this post but check the site for a view
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#1
i really dont see the point of these...
#2
http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/01LABBAS1003_M.jpg
#3
lil_tiger
i really dont see the point of these...


LOL Neither do I...thats why they are so funny!
#4
Is there a nip in the air? Make your nippleS permanently erect by wearing our false nipples, worn under a tight fitting top ensures you are pert in the hottest surroundings. Adheres easily to your skin, a little moisture secures them in place. Re-usable.
#5
i would feel a right t*t buying these
#6
Was about to vote HOT but the poor to average reviews put me off including:

"Nipple is too small , Doesnt make any difference , The idea was to have larger nipples"

Enough said :thumbsup:
#7
can you get the "football boot studs" model :)
1 Like #8
clondikemike;4386249
i would feel a right t*t buying these


Please leave the shop assistants alone - look but do not touch!
#9
you have to order over £35 to get free p&p so p&p to be added
#10
professor yaffle
Was about to vote HOT but the poor to average reviews put me off including:

"Nipple is too small , Doesnt make any difference , The idea was to have larger nipples"

Enough said :thumbsup:


I thought the idea was to put the polymer based nipples over an article of clothing such as a bra in order to give the impression of larger bazoons.:)
#11
These for men or women?

You could stick 'em on your arm to confuse your suckling baby for a larf.:)

Hey liam. How did you find them?

Bet you were looking for this in reallity, weren't you?

http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/18BSNCAS1018_M.jpg
#12
rizla01
These for men or women?


Mate i think they are good for both genders. I am tempted to put it on my forehead next halloween and go as that alien from doctor who!
#13
lil_tiger
i really dont see the point of these...


I can see two points :-D
#14
so this must be a buy one nip get one free
#15
lil_tiger
i really dont see the point of these...


the point is the bit in the middle lol ;-)
#16
tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the sight of erect nipples does it for a fella...the thought of them putting their hand up there to find summat sticky and plastic may be a bit of a turn off :|
#17
lil_tiger
tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the sight of erect nipples does it for a fella...the thought of them putting their hand up there to find summat sticky and plastic may be a bit of a turn off :|


What if they reach up, and one falls off onto the floor :w00t:
#18
lil_tiger
tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the sight of erect nipples does it for a fella...the thought of them putting their hand up there to find summat sticky and plastic may be a bit of a turn off :|


LOL Tic-tacs or raisins!? Have u ever seen nipples!
1 Like #19
Polly_P
What if they reach up, and one falls off onto the floor :w00t:


or they end up in the wrong place....like half way down your tummy or something :| or if someone puts em...well...higher than theirs to give the impression gravity doesnt exist...then it is cold so they have 4 'tictacs' :| its just askin for trouble!
#20
Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect nipples! give them a break
#21
Liam5170
LOL Tic-tacs or raisins!? Have u ever seen nipples!


well i have 2 of my own...the lads i used to hang round with used to refer to 'erect nipples' as smuggling tic-tacs or smuggling raisins...
#22
Liam5170
Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect nipples! give them a break


The colder the better :-D :thumbsup:
#23
lil_tiger
well i have 2 of my own...the lads i used to hang round with used to refer to 'erect nipples' as smuggling tic-tacs or smuggling raisins...



You're funny :), haha @ 4 nipples too :-D
#24
Liam5170
Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect nipples! give them a break


Heat added - mind you will that stop them being erect? :thumbsup:
#25
Polly_P
You're funny :), haha @ 4 nipples too :-D


thanks...:p
#26
These are from the Heather Mills Honeymoon Collection

Spotted this as well for £6 http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8085/04skhuas1003tvf4.jpg
#27
what do i do with my real ones then?

lol.......
#28
Voted HOT as I'm ROFLMAO
#29
And here was me thinking that women went to great lengths to avoid the 'coat hanger' effect in public.
banned#30
whilst some may mock, these are a great find. I lost my nipples in a drunken 'peg' incident a few years ago. These will complete me.
#31
These are perfect if you want to go to a fancy dress party as the baddie Scaramanga from James Bond.:-D
#32
voted cold due to false advertising

:)
#33
springbrucesteen
can you get the "football boot studs" model :)


I'm a Scammel wheel nuts or chapel hat pegs man myself :thumbsup:
#34
OMG! What a laugh! I wonder how many of these they sell :whistling:
#35
Voting cold.......

wrong colour :x
#36
Lad's you could stick these on the ends of balloons for a more authentic look...!!!
#37
Hahaha Lol
#38
1st man that has four nipples
#39
i really dont think they'd attach to my skin!
#40
Just use the window suckers from those awful 'baby on board' signs!!!

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