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At every house Father Christmas eats and drinks the tasty treats left for him, but when he reaches number ten he realises he's forgotten something important... Will he make it home before he has an accident? This hilariously naughty story is also a brilliant first counting book.
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sorry this has been posted before... had to spam it for that reason.

edit: Sorry this post is cheaper! So sure it said same price LOL. Sorry OP
This is nearly a £1 cheaper?
This is nearly a £1 cheaper?

dear me so it is!! sorry I thought it was same price! my bad! now I KNOW I'm tired...! sorry OP!
Excellent price
As I said before:

At each different house that he visits Father Christmas [COLOR="Red"]1. drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him[/COLOR]. [COLOR="red"]2. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee.[/COLOR] So much so that he even [COLOR="red"]3..forgets to leave the presents behind[/COLOR]. But he dashes back, delivers all the pressies and [COLOR="red"]4. flies home at high speed to avoid an embarassing accident [/COLOR]...there's just one tiny problem ...[COLOR="red"]5. he's lost his house key![/COLOR]
He has the following problems:
1. Alcoholism, obesity, drink sledeging :?
2. prostate problems :?
3. senile :?
4. possible incontinence, speeding :?
5. memory loss :?

Sounds like he really needs serious help. Book him in at the Docs ASAP

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