Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy (all 3 books) Amazon Kindle edition £4.19
All three books in one Kindle edition for £4.19 - Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.
You can download Kindle for PC to read on your laptop if you don't have a Kindle book reader. Plus they do different apps for different devices, so can be read by non Kindle owners.
Even if you don't like the book, you have to admit it's the cheapest way to see what all the fuss is about from the beginning of the first book to the end of the third.
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I stopped her and said, "You're reading that 50 Shades of Grey. That's just reading porn!"
She replied, "No this book has a storyline to it."
"Yeah so does this, that busty MILF can't afford to pay the plumber!"
"As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
"It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."
"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"
"As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."
"My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which is rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections.
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Jump to unread Post a CommentI mean HOT!
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Told this story to a mate at work who uses a different train and he said he'd seen exactly the same thing.
There must be something to it.......
I stopped her and said, "You're reading that 50 Shades of Grey. That's just reading porn!"
She replied, "No this book has a storyline to it."
"Yeah so does this, that busty MILF can't afford to pay the plumber!"
I gave up reading it and haven't bothered with the other two, I found it dull, badly written and just pure hype.
But that's just my opinion. Personally I'm glad my copies were free. Cos I still feel ripped off.
This also tends to show that most people don't read books because long words scare them (although words like clitoris may cause consternation too I guess!) :)
This also tends to show that most people don't read books because long words scare them (although words like clitoris may cause consternation too I guess!) :)
says more about women in general imo you won't find many men who read this.
Edited By: hello55060 on Jul 14, 2012 15:12