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Frank Crumit - A Gay Caballero @Choices £2.99

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5y, 7m agoFound 5 years, 7 months ago
Bought this the other day - it's a fine CD -

£4.83 on Amazon.

1. A gay caballero
2. Frankie and Johnny
3. Get away, old man, get away
4. Bohunkus
5. Abdul Abulbul Amir ....................(as on Whitbread - Best Bitter - Abdul La BulBul - 1982 - UK Advert with Stephen Fry)
6. No news (or what killed the dog?)
7. I married the bootlegger's daughter
8. The King of Borneo
9. What kind noise annoys an oyster
10. The return of the gay caballero
11. A tale of the Ticker
12. The song of the prune
13. Donald the dub
14. I'm bettin the roll on roamer
15. Plink! plunk! (I pluck my guitar)
16. I'm a specialist
17. (The lady of my dreams) taught me how to paly the second fiddle
18. There's no one with endurance (Like the man who sells insurance)
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#1
The Gay Caballero http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpZm8w7X0ak

Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo

I'll find me a fair senorita
Not thin and yet not too much meat-a.
I'll woo her a while
In my Argentine style
And sweep her right off of her feet-a

I'll tell her I'm of the nobilio
And live in a great big castillio.
I must have a miss
Who will long for a kiss
And not say "Oh don't be so silly-io.

It was at a gay cabaretta
While wining and dining I met her.
We had one or two
As other folks do.
The night was wet but we got wetter.

She was a dancer and singer
At me she kept pointing her finger
And saying to me
"Si, Senor, Si Si"
But I couldn't see a durn thing-er

She told me her name was Estrella.
She said, "stick around me, young fella
For mosquitos they bite
And they're awful tonight
And you smell just like citronella."

She told me that she was so lonely
So I climbed upon her balcony.
While under her spell
I heard someone yell
"Get away from here you big baloney."

I swore I would win this senorita
I woo'ed her on the sofita
Then her husband walked in
What he did was a sin.
I can still hear the birds sing "Tweet tweet-a"

Oh I am a sad caballero
Returning from Rio Janierio
Minus my hair,
With a bruise here and there,
And her husband he bit off my ear-o.


Edited By: chalkysoil on Jun 19, 2011 00:05: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpZm8w7X0ak
#2
Frank Crumit - 1935


I used to be as happy as a squirrel in a tree
Till a man who sold insurance made a nervous wreck of me
He followed me persistently and if I'm put away
That bird who sold insurance made me what I am today

CHORUS
For there's no one with endurance
Like the man who sells insurance
He's everybody's best friend
He will follow you and fret you
But remember he will get you
For he gets us all in the end

In spite of every way I tried to leave him in the lurch
He chased me in the subway and he followed me to church
I even spent a night in jail in my desire to hide
But in the morning George Insurance was waiting just outside

CHORUS
For there's no one with endurance
Like the man who sells insurance
He's everybody's best friend
He'll be sweeter than molasses
But when he puts on his glasses
He gets us all in the end

One day at Coney Island when I went in for a swim
A man swam up beside me who was no-on else but him
Said he to me "I'm glad to see you love the ocean wave
But our 20-year endowment is the only way to save"
#3
Was it track 4 that Dizzee Rascal covered? (_;)
#4
:{ Was this dude the...ivor biggun of the 1930s?
#5
yes
#6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vyZ_q-TjA

One of Ian Dury's favourite records
Data sang it on Star trek. Apparently
[mod] 1 Like #7
Heat from me
#8
would the 13 people who have just voted cold like to show where it's cheaper?
#9
Gay caballero, thats why - and I didn't vote
1 Like #10
Hot From Me - Love This Guy's Music Thank You For Posting
#11
chalkysoil
would the 13 people who have just voted cold like to show where it's cheaper?


Didn't vote but.....£2.85

http://www.zavvi.com/cd/frank-crumit/a-gay-caballero/8447305.html

Edited By: Uridium on Jun 19, 2011 09:20
#12
fair enough :)

(not the same edition but pretty close)

Edited By: chalkysoil on Jun 19, 2011 12:51

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