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Google have begun their own Broadband service called TiSP.

This is 8MB/sec broadband with a 2Mb/sec upload capacity. The kit is totally free to order from Google (hit "Go to Deal") and there's no monthly fee.

I've already rang AOL to cancel my subscription!!

EDIT: People are sceptical. Go and take a look, it's all legit... http://www.google.com/tisp/index.html

EDIT 2: Sorry everyone, seems this one expired at Noon.
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#1
i think somebodys pulling your chain on this one LOL
#2
Looks like an exceptional deal.

I have already cancelled my Blueyonder and requested the new service.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
#3
Yeah, the sooner we get this on the front page the better!! http://mygeyiq.com/forum/images/smilies/w00t.gif
#4
Nice try duck! I'm not even going to bother hitting go to deal.
#5
The ISP to go for when all of the others go down the pan!!
#6
think about todays date hahaa voted hot
#7
seancampbell
Nice try duck! I'm not even going to bother hitting go to deal.


It's genuine mate. Go and look...

http://www.google.com/tisp/index.html
#8
I like the FAQ....

Can I use TiSP if my home uses a septic system?
Sorry, but no -- TiSP requires the use of a central sewer system to connect your home to the Internet.
#9
Somebody spent a while coming up with this one! I wonder how many people actually believed the post.
http://www.google.com/tisp/images/install_title.gif Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
http://www.google.com/tisp/images/2_unpack_spool.jpghttp://www.google.com/tisp/images/3_linedownhole.jpg#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.

http://www.google.com/tisp/images/5_allsetup.jpg#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.
http://www.google.com/tisp/images/advanced_title.gifProfessional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
Learn more about TiSP: Frequently Asked Questions
#10
duckmagicuk2
It's genuine mate. Go and look...

http://www.google.com/tisp/index.html



Hello, it you think this is genuine, check in the morning.
#11
Ha Ha...Excellant!
#12
May be the rating for this post should be 'steaming'!!
#13
oh dear:

on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes
#14
If it hadn't have been for the yellow rubber gloves in the pic I would have gone to deal button...good one!!:giggle:
#15
Maybe I should change it?
#16
Also from google
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
Is it free?

Yes. The cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica. No pop-ups, no flashy animations—these are physically impossible in the paper medium.
How about attachments?

All part of the deal. Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip. MP3 and WAV files will not be printed. We recommend maintaining copies of your non-paper Gmail in these cases.
Is there a limit?

You can make us print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. It’s whatever seems reasonable to you.
But what about the environment?

Not a problem. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.
#17
Fantastic....:-D But you didn't catch me out...Take a bit more than that...:giggle:
#18
Roflmao! Great April Fool's day joke :)
#19
good job i read how it works lol i was nearly sucked in.
#20
Chef_uk
good job i read how it works lol i was nearly sucked in.


Ouch. At least you could have dialled 9 for an outside line from down there.
[mod]#21
Voted hot!
#22
just ordered one and they are giving a check of 35£ for first 5000 signups.

:))
#23
yes very good nice try but got to do better then that
#24
amitahuja
just ordered one and they are giving a check of 35£ for first 5000 signups.

:))

NICE ONE. cant believe people actually fell for this.
#25
I love Google. These AFJ's get better every year :-D
#26
baby hot hot hot. sending it to all my family. now we can communicate whilst literally on the go, on the run . not a moment to waste.
#27
got mac code from exisintg broadband to change. Where do I enter the code ??

:):)
#28
Apparently the systems is prone to brown outs!
#29
Cyrus
got mac code from exisintg broadband to change. Where do I enter the code ??

:):)


You just flush it down the loo with the cable.
#30
If i took this offer up and canceled my AOL i would be 'flush' :)
#31
A page of links to some of their previous April Fools is here. The Help Group is coming on nicely...
#32
Haha I like the group.

"I'v just realised it's a joke isn't it?"
"No Sh** Sherlock".
#33
seancampbell
Haha I like the group.

"I'v just realised it's a joke isn't it?"
"No Sh** Sherlock".


:giggle:
#34
v2drinkers
What a date!

APRIL FOOL...I WAS NEARLY ONE:) :roll:
#35
Voted Hot :) I've cancelled my 10mb broadband and now have a free Google account too :giggle:
#36
brill. well done who ever did it.
#37
Thank you so much! I've just cancelled my current B/band deal to take advantage of this amazing offer ... and all my credit cards too on the assumption a similar deal will be launched for free credit very, very soon. Again, many thanks!
#38
Love it. Happy April!
#39
Can I connect my Windows 2003 Server and office PBX system to this line?

probably free fone as well .


whoever thought about it is great. Great AFJ. :)

I think its time to call NTL and ask them what they can do for me :)
#40
[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="6"]Love it :giggle:;-) [/SIZE][/COLOR]

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