Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher!!! RRP: 19.99, NOW:4.99 (75% off) @ Amazon - HotUKDeals
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Product Features

* Gentleman's Ball Scratcher for the busy male executive
* Handheld chrome-effect ball scratcher presented in a deluxe metal case
* Ideal for those hard-to-reach places
* In the shape of a delicate female hand
* 9-inch handle for extra reach

What people say:
I had always found the standard 'hands on' approach to be fairly successful, but this product offers a little more. The long handle really facilitates access to those awkward areas and the cold metal can be quite stimulating. Fortunately the makers have gone to the trouble of fashioning a distinctly feminine hand, so the homophobic have nothing to fear from this product.

PS. Following a rather unfortunate incident at a party, I would advise against leaving it in the kitchen after use (especially on a sweltering summer's day). It would have taken a braver man than myself to disabuse thirty-or-so guests of the notion that they had been using a rather trendy 'cocktail stirrer'.

Handle with care!

I've been using the ball scratcher for almost a day now, but have to say that it should be used with care. It seems to have upset several of the people whose balls I've tried to scratch with it. Maybe it's best kept for personal use.
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#1
I love these posts...awaiting some amusing comments...
banned#2
This old chestnut always crops up it was funny once.................
#3
Chuckled at this.
#4
Yawnnnn!!!

These were amusing first time they were posted, somewhen about 1998.

Subsequent posts over the years simply became predictable.

The joke's worn thin now. Sorry, poster.
#5
Would anyone have EVER paid £19.99 for this piece of tat. Also, what kind of bloke would actually use this!!?
1 Like #6
If you scratch enough to buy this I recommend a visit to the doctor :-D
1 Like #7
Do you buy two, one for each pocket?
#8
Just waiting for the inevitable mankini posts
banned#9
jelli89
Would anyone have EVER paid £19.99 for this piece of tat. Also, what kind of bloke would actually use this!!?
yes i would. i never knew such a thing available. butt scracther yes, ball? no.
#10
renard
Yawnnnn!!!

These were amusing first time they were posted, somewhen about 1998.

Subsequent posts over the years simply became predictable.

The joke's worn thin now. Sorry, poster.


people are having a light hearted bit of fun, remember threre are always NEW visitors to this website so don't read the comments if you know all the jokes.
i enjoyed reading some very funny comments over the last week so please people "keep them coming"
happy new year to everyone
suspended#11
scratch and sniff!!
#12
Complete and utter waste of money.
#13
save yourself a fiver and use your wife's hand
#14
aidansmum
save yourself a fiver and use your wife's hand

"Do you speak to your wife while enjoying sex?"

"Yes, of course, if there's a phone handy . . . "
#15
Very helpful review - thank-you ;) LOL
#16
haha. shouldve posted in a friday. people are so grumpy on mondays!

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