GoateeSaver - Shaving template for Goatees & Van Dykes - £12.99 Sold by GoateeSaver Company, LLC and Fulfilled by Amazon. - HotUKDeals
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The ultimate labour and money saving device. Suitable for both men and women (see reviews). Don't know how I've survived this long without one.

[Amazon Description is not clear as to whether this device will allow you to create beards like other artists, and not just Van Dyke. Any one got one of these and tried for a Salvador Dali for example?]
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Barking mad :{
Like the 'wifes foofoo' comment haha
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You merely adopted stubble, I was born with it, moulded by it...
good grief
If you dumb enough to not be able to shave a goatee you would pay this price or more.

Read the review from Cornish_breeze
I can die happy now..... I have seen everything!!!!!

I think the OP may have missed the "Dick" out of Van Dyke!

1 Like #10
If you dumb enough to not be able to shave a goatee you would pay this price or more.


Is that "stupid!" or are you signing your comment?

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Have u read the comments!!

50 of 60 people found the following review helpful
just the ticket for my lady garden
By cornish_breeze on 4 July 2013
This is truly a wondrous device.
For many years my downstairs dept has been less a lady garden more a yeti forest.
As I'm a lady of advancing years its rather too embarrassing to go to a beautitian and ask her to take 4 inches off the sides
So when I stumbled across this device I thought I would give it a go
It took a while to get 'purchase' as after 25 years and two kids my pelvic floor is now a basement but with the help of a stratigically placed beer bung and 2 rum and cokes I managed to 'hold firm'.
Then with my husbands hair trimmer set to 'Grizzly' and wedged between the backs of two arm chairs I stepped off my ladder and lowered my quivering quim onto the fast rotating blades.
A few sparks flew from the template Coming into contact with the trimmer but by rocking back an forth I managed to get the job done.
My husband was quite surprised when I launched it at him last night. In his words he thought he was "About to be bit on the nose by Brian Blessed"
When I asked if he had any other comments he said " Yeah I thought I didn't know Brian Blessed suffered from halitosis"!
Well its a big thumbs up from me but sadly my husband refused to give me a thumbs up.
I'm now off to see if I can find tie backs for my beef curtains as I managed to nick them quite badly whilst getting my new 'down do'

Read the review from Cornish_breeze

Ha ha ha - fabulous!
thats gotta be a joke surely!! lool
Is this what bane uses?
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If you dumb enough to not be able to shave a goatee you would pay this price or more.


Is that "stupid!" or are you signing your comment?


Nah, I do a signature on your lady with me skeet.

Just lil jon`d you for trying to be a jester you ****.
Sh***t, I must have missed the episode of Dragons Den where the inventors of this crap were laughed of the show.
Is this dishwasher safe do you know?
How many goats will I save for my £12.99?
There should be a permanent thread for the silliest items/ deals posted on here. :|

Edited By: sscm on Jul 30, 2014 20:15
I can only grow a goatee - I was born to be an English baddie in late eighties/early ninety's movies.

It pains me :(

This is sent to mock and illustrate my pain - thanks amazon! Thanks.

Oh yeah serious about the whole just a goatee thing - weird??

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