Great idea for a secret Santa??
Have you always wanted to grow your own hairy beaver? Well, thankfully, now you can!
Simply sprinkle some grass seeds over this beaver and watch the long blades grow. Once it’s all grown it’ll be ready to be shown to the world! Get it out in public, on the bus, in supermarkets... if no one seems interested just shout “Do you want to see my hairy beaver?!” and it’ll quickly get the attention it deserves. Police especially love hearing this and if you’re lucky they’ll even take you and your beaver back to the station to show their colleagues.