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£35 instead of £70 for a refreshing and invigorating 1.5 hour colonic hydrotherapy treatment at the luxurious Inner Sanctuary Spa in Manchester - save 50%
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#1
Heat for that picture!
#2
It's 70 quid normally for that! Wow, I'm amazed at what people will pay for stuff
#3
bit of a crap deal :oops:
#4
God knows what you put in google to find the picture!
#5
That picture is so FUNNY!!! ^^^^^ As post above said ^^^^ Heaven knows how you found it! LOL!

Second thoughts lets not go there!

Heat just for the pic alone!

What a pain in the........
Have some well deserved Rep too!
xxxxxx
;-)
#6
I know someone that will give you a squirt up the bottom for free
#7
Adidas Addict
I know someone that will give you a squirt up the bottom for free


You should post the details in the freebies section :w00t:
#8
logindetails
You should post the details in the freebies section :w00t:


I think it may get removed :whistling:
#9
Adidas Addict
I think it may get removed :whistling:


The squirt or the ad?
#10
Brilliant. Heat for pure comedy and the 50% discount! ;-)
banned#11
That pic reminds me of the sad story of Carla the elephant, on Brass Eye
#12
Did anyone see the vid of a zoo keeper getting his head stuck up an elephants arse,seriously:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f198xMjo1DM
#13
1 Like #14
what the hell do they do to you for 1.5 hr???
#15
A good big vindaloo and 10 bottles of newcastle brown ale should give you the same results:thumbsup:
#16
Colonic irrigation...... is it right up your alley?
#17
Just had my drain cleaned out and it was £130! Only took 1 hr too. This is a bargain on that basis but definately in the 'distress purchase' arena.
#18
Adidas Addict
I know someone that will give you a squirt up the bottom for free


Indeed! Infact I thought this was the norm in alot of Manchester "spas"
#19
Colonic my *****
#20
Girls I can do this for free, pm me.
1 Like #21
The Mrs has expressed an interest in this so........

I've just been to B&Q for her

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/post-hose.jpg

and got some of these for me.

http://www.graniteph.com/Uploaded/rubber%20gloves.jpg
#22
hooray henry
A good big vindaloo and 10 bottles of newcastle brown ale should give you the same results:thumbsup:


Haha yeah, at least you'd enjoy some of it that way!
#23
red roofer
bit of a crap deal :oops:


cracking price.
#24
Cheap. If that's what floats your boat. :-O
#25
#26
my senior doctors say that this has no medical benefit, even though the picture suggests otherwise.
#27
Stick the shower hose up your **** for free :thumbsup:
#28
Nobbys Piles
Colonic irrigation...... is it right up your alley?


It might help your piles :w00t:
#29
Cheaper to buy one of these!
http://i48.tinypic.com/nmdpxe.jpg
#30
EBT
what the hell do they do to you for 1.5 hr???


They say it's 1.5hrs but in all honesty no-one ever lasts that long :whistling:
#31
colonic irrigation - not to be sniffed at !!
#32
Unicycles, camping toilets, now this. Funniest day ever on HDUK.
#33
I'm fat but the thought of someone placing a tube in my nether regions really doesnt appeal, still add heat though, why not!!!! he he he
#34
The colon is your own sewage works with in the body. With one major difference. If colonic waste is left break down and rot in your colon, the colonic membrane begins to re-absorb the waste back into your body. Making your body TOXIC.

Toxin in the blood system can build up over the years causing a range of symptoms from acne, thrush, constipations, I.B.S. (irratable bowel syndrome), early on set arthirtis, joint pain, back pain and many more.

The process of Colonic Hydrotherapy is like spring cleaning your colon, using warm water.

During Colonic Hydrotherapy water is introduced to the colon as an internal bath, which actively stimulates the peristaltic movements of the bowel aiding in better digestion and absorption of food and nutrients, reducing many of the symptoms mentioned previously.

Initial 1hr 30min £70

follow-up 60min £55 / 6 follow-up treatments £300

We recommend a course of 6 treatment over 6 weeks


Especially beneficial for:.
flatulence,
Intestinal parasites
etc

The water is introduced at a low gravitational pressure, so there is no danger of bowel perforation. All equipment is either disposable or disinfected using hospital approved methods, which kill all viruses, bacteria and fungi.
#35
ROTF. Thank you people for the best thread I have read in a long time. :-D

I literally have tears rolling down my face....and not because I took up this offer either.
#36
and for afters

Hot Volcanic Stone Massage 90 minutes £75
#37
Personally, I think you can stick this deal right up your **** ! :w00t:
#38
also available

Hopi ear candle therapy

45 minutes £40
Cleansing and meditative treatment that clears your ears ...
#39
anyone watch Bear Grylls ?? he gave himself one with rancid water while stuck on a little raft in the pacific... nice!!!
#40
chalkysoil
The colon is your own sewage works with in the body. With one major difference. If colonic waste is left break down and rot in your colon, the colonic membrane begins to re-absorb the waste back into your body. Making your body TOXIC.

Toxin in the blood system can build up over the years causing a range of symptoms from acne, thrush, constipations, I.B.S. (irratable bowel syndrome), early on set arthirtis, joint pain, back pain and many more.

The process of Colonic Hydrotherapy is like spring cleaning your colon, using warm water.

During Colonic Hydrotherapy water is introduced to the colon as an internal bath, which actively stimulates the peristaltic movements of the bowel aiding in better digestion and absorption of food and nutrients, reducing many of the symptoms mentioned previously.

Initial 1hr 30min £70

follow-up 60min £55 / 6 follow-up treatments £300

We recommend a course of 6 treatment over 6 weeks


Especially beneficial for:.
flatulence,
Intestinal parasites
etc

The water is introduced at a low gravitational pressure, so there is no danger of bowel perforation. All equipment is either disposable or disinfected using hospital approved methods, which kill all viruses, bacteria and fungi.


anyone wanting to know how to make money from **** start your own business in this field.. lol

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