Are you have trouble with wolfs? Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight for £11.93 at Banggood - HotUKDeals
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Are you have trouble with wolfs? Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight for £11.93 at Banggood

£11.93 @ BangGood
you're on your way home from the pub through the streets of East london you have just picked up a large kebab with extra chillie sauce you turn a corner and right in front of you you see a big wolf … Read More
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you're on your way home from the pub through the streets of East london you have just picked up a large kebab with extra chillie sauce you turn a corner and right in front of you you see a big wolf what do you do?
Well now with the Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools you too can cry out Wolf i besiege thy and give it a good thrashing or just drop the kebab and do one? or it just could make a great present for your grandma.
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#1
they might get seized at customs!
#2
Love the humour :)
1 Like #3
If they only had a taser on the end as well...

Edited By: steve1221 on Nov 10, 2016 14:34: edit
#4
Yes officer, I am just walking back from the pub with my big stick just in case I get attacked by a Wolf, he can't be too far behind I just saw little red ridding Hood :p
1 Like #5
steve1221
If they only had a Tasser on the end as well...
You spelt it wrong, and they usually do have a toss*r on the end. Ah, wait, you meant taser didn't you.

Edited By: Master G on Nov 10, 2016 14:29
#6
Master G
steve1221
If they only had a Tasser on the end as well...
You spelt it wrong, and they usually do have a toss*r on the end. Ah, wait, you meant taser didn't you.

I did, corrected! Thanks ;)
#7
If i lived in an area that had a problem with Wolves, a torch isn't what i'd be carrying around.
banned#8
Awezome
4 Likes #9
TheSweeney
If i lived in an area that had a problem with Wolves, a torch isn't what i'd be carrying around.


I usually just shout "Wolf!".
Sometimes I do it when no wolves are around. just for kicks.
can't see how that can go wrong.
#10
I've never known a night like it. Probably worth having on the way home from a pint in the Slaughtered Lamb pub.
#11
quite useful in the kitchen too, can use it for slicing melons and cracking nuts apparently
#12
They're quite good actually. I keep one tucked next the driver's seat of my car. I've only had to use it as a torch so far though, not encountered any wolves yet, but you never know when you might.
1 Like #13
Gynae Torch, can get my watch back now. Hot
3 Likes #14
hmm im not sure this will be suitable. there is no mention of wolves on the product page.

i should be alright though my house is made of sticks. unlike that moron down the street who made his house from straw that was recently targeted.

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