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Haynes, the famous car manual people, have branched out

A fun gift for someone who has a sense of humour

Cant go wrong for a squid

Lots left in Salford Poundland
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8 Likes #1
If its anything like the car manuals, ill be more confused after reading this than before :(
#2
Ha, no need to vote cold, it has good reviews on amazon
1 Like #3
I never understand the diagrams, especially when they expand your nuts.
#4
Your text here

They look pretty simple to me lol
1 Like #5
http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2008/01/Haynes_Sex.jpg
1 Like #6
Do I need any tools to go with this manual?
#7
Apparently I need a spanner to tighten my nuts?
3 Likes #8
FTCom
Do I need any tools to go with this manual?

just the wife/girlfriend or both?

Edited By: jacksprout on Apr 13, 2011 18:02
#9
A spanner should do lol
6 Likes #10
Lesson 1 in any car manual is having a peek from underneath and checking for leaks..........

Edited By: Kanedaaaaaa on Apr 13, 2011 18:23
#11
it helped me out on a rear shunt!
1 Like #12
As with all Haynes manuals, it stresses that regular servicing and fluid top up's are essential.
#13
8) how not to get caught up someones back-end
#14
Is there a section on fanny belts?
#15
Do you need to lube the dipstick prior to using the manual?
5 Likes #16
The last thing they want to sell in Salford is a guide to having sex
#17
Remember to disconnect the battery negative lead before starting work.
4 Likes #18
urbans01
As with all Haynes manuals, it stresses that regular servicing and fluid top up's are essential.


Especially true if you've picked up an old banger.
4 Likes #19
No mention of the joy of airbags in this manual though...
#20
Will it tell me what to do with my Big End!!! or in some of you HUKD members cases Little End.
2 Likes #21
Alex Foley does the foreword. He tells you how to deal with a banana in the tailpipe.
#22
just the job as ive just rear ended someone
#23
I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe
#24
Duelling Duck
Alex Foley does the foreword. He tells you how to deal with a banana in the tailpipe.

WTF is Alex Foley lol
3 Likes #25
The SEX Manual contains:

* Step-by-step instructions for safer and more enjoyable sex
* Unique advice on sex in cars, backed up by real-life stories
* Written from hands-on experience by a well-known healthcare professional
* Colour fault finding charts for fast diagnosis of sex-related conditions
#26
The fact that Salford have loads left on the shelves hasn't left people questioning????
9 Likes #27
Hmmm, one for my missus. She is forever putting the old gearstick into 5th straight from 1st when the engine has barely warmed up.

heat
#28
Looks like i'll have to break out the Long Extension on my Ratchet.
Go on ask... whats a Ratchet??.........Slightly Bigger than a Mouseshit.........(_;)
7 Likes #29
No good to me, dont cover the 1968 fatbitch auto diesel.
14 Likes #30
Groaver
Hmmm, one for my missus. She is forever putting the old gearstick into 5th straight from 1st when the engine has barely warmed up.

heat


To be fair it's not just women, my missus is always complaining that i don't indicate when pulling out.
#31
great! My heads just blown, this should do the job.
#32
Someone bashed in my back doors the other day. Would this help me?
#33
centaurandrew
Someone bashed in my back doors the other day. Would this help me?

Just stick sum lubricant on there and your good to use it again lol
#34
a few weeks ago, my mum cleared under my bed I have at her house and just left this in the middle. ooooooooops.
#35
Lakeside
Duelling Duck
Alex Foley does the foreword. He tells you how to deal with a banana in the tailpipe.
WTF is Alex Foley lol
"Beverly Hills Cop"
#36
will check later for blowing exhaust lol
#37
speed007

"Beverly Hills Cop"

Ah, is he related to Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop? :D



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Edited By: Lakeside on Apr 13, 2011 20:45
#38
inb4 the woooshh
#39
Does it cover you if piston broke ? also covers big ends X)
2 Likes #40
Be very careful... Classic Haynes advice: "Refitting is the reverse of removal"!!!!

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