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Haynes Sex Manual: Hardback (of course) only £1.00 instore @ Poundland


Saw this in my local Poundland; there was lots on the top shelf, just above the Hugh Grant autobiography, which I thought was quite funny, considering his, ahem, past. (Pic in post 1) There is also a light-hearted look at what sexual positions are achievable in particular models of car, called Carma Sutra; wonder if Hugh already owns a copy. By the look on his face he just might have.

'Tis a bargain too; this is £12.99 + delivery at Amazon

The full book title is....

Sex: 16 Years Onwards, All Models, Shapes, Sizes and Colours- The Practical Guide to Sexual Health and Enjoyment (Haynes Owners Workshop Manual)

Sex and cars have been inextricably linked for years - it must be something to do with pistons - so what more logical than a sex manual from Haynes? Along the same lines as the successful Man and Baby Manuals, the Haynes Sex Manual offers down-to-earth advice (but no step-by-step photos this time) on all possible health and recreational aspects of the popular pastime. Dr Ian Banks style is as robust and realistic as usual, with his experience as medical adviser to The Good Sex Guide Late on television turned to good account. Following the tried and tested Haynes formula, there are detailed explanation of how the relevant parts of the male and female bodies work and fit together, what happens if they don't and what can be done to put things right. Technical illustrations in the familiar Haynes style are complemented by cartoons from Jim Campbell.

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Top Comments (5)

    no one here is funny. stop trying. Maybe if you're 40+ you find each other funny, but grow up.

    I am 40+ and I find you obnoxious.
    no one here is funny. stop trying. Maybe if you're 40+ you find each other funny, but grow up.

    1. Your hair is worse than Frankie Coccozas. That is some feat.
    2. I'm still not sure whether you're a boy or a girl.
    3. You look like youre crying
    4. Let yourself go, crack a smile? Even dare to have a laugh! (I did)
    5. If you are going to keep your hair like that (let's say you don't see sense) and if you are a boy (i'm 65% sure you are) and when you can grow a beard (which I reckon is a good 7/8 years time) you should grow a full on beard, because that would be funny, but then again you don't do humour or laughing so that doesn't matter really.
    6. You have really, really, really nice hair
    This would be the most embarrassing purchase ever
    1)You're buying a book on how to have sex
    2)You're in poundland.
    how much

    It's poundland, it's obviously £50.
    no one here is funny. stop trying. Maybe if you're 40+ you find each other funny, but grow up.

    The only thing funny about you is your haircut!

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