The ultimate USB stick just got a whole lot cheaper. This was £1100 last year, now look at this ******** bargain! It does 240MB/s, it probably makes the tea, and probably even stops your Dad doing those really smelly farts whilst watching the 10pm news.
This comes in a flight case because you'd feel like a right pillock if you lost it. If you buy this don't tell your wife or girlfriend or you'll get the sack.
This USB stick says "Look at me, look at how well I've done in life and Jesus I've just dropped it down the loo! I don't care how rich I am I'm fishing this out of the turdy wasteland"