Too many posts recently on here for touchy iPods, headache tablet iPads...so ladies and gentlemen lets have it for the ultimate xmas gift for the fashion conscious traveller in your life.....
The iPood Pocket Camp Trowel.
At an RRP of £19.99, this £5 saving inclusive of delivery offers fantastic value for those that value Jobs (Not Steve ones) on the move.
Introducing iPOOd!™ The strongest, lightweight, compact camp trowel in the world. Poo with pride!
If no facilities are available, use the Sea To Summit iPOOd!™ to deposit solid human waste in a hole dug 10-15 cm deep and at least 100 metres from water-bodies, camp, tracks, and watercourses.
To promote decomposition, choose a site in organic soil, rather than sandy mineral soil and in the sun rather than the shade. Use the Sea To Summit iPOOd!™ to dig the hole, and gently remove a plug of sod containing roots and soil and carefully put it aside.
After use, and before replacing the plug of sod, use a stick to mix some soil into the faeces to promote decomposition. The microbes found in the organic layer of soil will break down faeces and the pathogens they contain. In some locations the organic layer may be shallow or almost non-existent.
Do your best to seek the most appropriate site. Replace the plug and disguise the hole by lightly tamping down around the edges. Then “naturalise” the site by scattering leaf litter and disguise it well after use.
Leave No Trace encourages and supports the development and use of products / gear that assists people to practice appropriate behaviour.
Colours may vary. (Are they referring to the product? ;-) )
Please note the product is not affiliated in any way with Apple, but feel free to send one to Steve Jobs for a Secret Santa gift.