Anticipating the Little Britain jokes!
Bought this for my niece (who's 7) to give to her dad, not bad for £1 and Fragrantica (albeit two reviews) seem to like it! As a Secret Santa gift, or from little ones who don't have much pocket money to spare, it's perfect.
Bought from Trongate, Glasgow. http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Kappa/Platino-Man-12877.html
Kappa Platino Man is both sporty and fresh, seductive and elegant fragrance for men. It opens with notes of bergamot, mandarin and marine accords. The heart is composed of green leaves, lavender and moss, placed on the base of patchouli, musk and amber. Platino Man was launched in 2011.