Hi! I'm Keith Lemon, business man of the year 1993 and inventor of the Securipole.
This is a DVD thingy of my fantastic trip where i wanted to fatten my horizons and get up close with some bag
tidy ladies-or stinky mingers-i really weren't that fussy.
I went to the USA, Mexico, Australia, Egypt, Japan and Iceland, but i weren't on my own, like.
I met up with Mel B, Tamzin Outhwaite, Sharon Osbourne, Dermot O'Leary, The Kaiser Chiefs, Stefan Dennis (Paul
Robinson from Neighbours) and loads of other foreigners and celebrities.
It were a great trip but i had to come back home cos i got Mel C up the duff.
It really was a tour i'll never forget to remember.
Tada! Keith Lemon.