With the football world going mad and attracting the lower classes to games, why not treat yourself to a reassuringly expensive Leeds United season ticket?*
Leeds United are proud to announce yet another price rise for the 2011-2012 season and are now able to boast not only the most expensive tickets in the Championship, but among the top 5 priced tickets in the whole of the UK.
With these funds the club promises to attract only the very best free signings from Preston, Derby and Ipswich.
Seats behind the goal can be had for just £612, just twice the divisional average and, for those who truly love their club, a view from the side of the pitch comes in at a suitably exclusive cost of £750 for both adults and children.
With just 15,000 seats unoccupied on average per game, a Leeds United season ticket is the only way to guarantee a seat for every match and each season ticket holder will also receive a generous free gift of a small plastic wallet.**
* working classes need not apply
** free plastic wallets subject to availability